Health: Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 03:05 - United States

Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

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Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 19:10 - Ireland

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2023 21:00 - United States - Tempe

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By BracesSuck - 09/04/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I was at the orthodontist. As the lady was clipping my brackets, she missed and clipped my gums instead. She looked at me and said, "Oh sorry, you're bleeding really badly. See, I got these fake nails put on and I guess I'm just not used to them. Let me try again." She missed. FML

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By AAA - 11/02/2021 11:01

Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML

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By Fox_Undercover - 30/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Wareham

Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML

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mrahhhhh 21

Wednesday 20 October 2010 9:41

Least it wasn't your gynecologist and your other set of lips. 0_0*

suppressed08 2

Wednesday 20 October 2010 9:07

Well, it saves you the £10 or $10 or whatever people pay for piercings? :)

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biso_fml 0

Monday 25 October 2010 8:12

LOOOOOOL i love how that was written...

Fredzillar 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 2:58

Well, i know how you feel, iv'e been there and done that, well...he done that, But i already had my lip pierced on both sides so now i have spider bites on one side =] All for FREE lol.

Rainbowjumper0 12

Tuesday 9 November 2010 3:54

DAMN that sucks!

downhillbiker23 0

Monday 31 January 2011 3:10

that's happened to me. they slipped taking off the wire and didn't even notice thr bloody whole in my mouth.

greens_fml 5

Thursday 23 February 2012 6:56

Omg I would have stabbed his face with my fist!!!

gabrayal 10

Saturday 14 April 2012 1:23

at least you got a free piercing!

veto15 0

Monday 21 May 2012 3:52

That happend to me now my orthodontish cant have kids

Takesown690 3

Thursday 6 September 2012 3:43

At least it was free...

an3ph 20

Sunday 11 May 2014 10:42

That one is free.

In9hundred 0

Tuesday 31 March 2015 8:54

That's awesome

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