Today, I got my giant Game of Thrones tattoo finished. Despite the fact that I had spelt it out for him, the artist wrote "You no nothing John Snow." It's the focal part of the tattoo. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show it off, only to learn that the hilt on my neck looks just like a penis when the rest of it is covered with my shirt. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I showed off my new tattoo to my friends. Too bad it says "Walk Earless" now instead of "Walk Fearless." That's right, I'm now supporting Van Gogh. FML
Today, I was showing off the Mount Kilimanjaro tattoo that I got after climbing it. It's a silhouette of the mountain and the word "KILI" in bold. My girlfriend told her friends it was actually the Lonely Mountain from The Hobbit, and that Kili was my favorite dwarf. FML
Today, I went to a costume contest as Jon Snow from Game of Thrones. I won, which was nice, until I was told that the only flaws in my "Samwell Tarly" outfit were my long hair and wrong sword. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, I finally got a tattoo of an alchemy symbol that I've wanted for years. I also found out later that symbol stands for urine. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad refused to give me permission to marry his daughter because I'm "covered in gang tattoos" and he doesn't want his daughter marrying a criminal. The only tattoos I have are the Game of Thrones direwolf and a quote from the Lord of the Rings movies. FML
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Shamandalie89 32
I guess your tattoo artist knows nothing either.
Tripartita 45
Brilliant! With the way English is… erm, evolving, your tattoo will become more correct over time. You'll have fun explaining how it was originally misspelled to future generations using nothing but emoji.
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Comments (96)
kemando 22
did you not take a look at the stencilled image?
ZaiopePerSe 15
why in sam hell would that be the focal part if I may ask?
totallyoverit99 5
You can't spell "spelled" you can hardly blame the tattoo artist.
ER1K5758 4
I mean you CAN get it removed
kikzermeizer 7
Should be getting free tattoos for life from that shop if they **** up. Did you tell someone?
interesting33 37
It sucks because it wasn't what you wanted but I think the tattoo sounds quite funny and witty - Jon Snow knows nothing - he doesn't know how to spell. Or it could even be taken using the idea that it is ironic or interesting that Igritte, a presumably illiterate wildling, is telling an educated son of a Lord that he knows nothing.
Diamond_don 18
Many Face God is accepting servants
farttard 8
YDI for getting a game of thrones tattoo.
candacewho 4
Also, it's Jon, not John, so, double whammy there.
yellowzinnias 20
Did you go to Oliver Peck?!