Transportation: Today, I got my drivers license suspended until I am 18 for driving...

By studentdriver828 - 12/06/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, I got my drivers license suspended until I am 18 for driving without a license. Where was I driving to? My last day of Drivers Ed. The high school where I take Drivers Ed. classes at is across the street from my house. I gave up 3 years of driving to drive 100 feet. FML

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By hockusa3 - 11/09/2014 15:44 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 17:57 - Germany

Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML

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By faeliality - 16/04/2017 16:00

Today, after finally getting my drivers license, I was able to drive myself to school for the first time! I got fined $50 for accidentally parking in the wrong lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2019 04:00

Today, my mom told me I wouldn't be able to take driver's education until at least my sixteenth birthday, because I'm, "Not ready to drive a car." Isn't that the whole point of driver's ed? FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 17:34

Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2009 00:45 - United States

Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expired parking permit, and I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested for trespassing. FML

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By Joey Soprano - 18/08/2020 02:06

Today, I went to the DMV today and sat in line for over 6 hours to renew my driver's license. Even though with the pandemic, it's been extended to New Year's Eve but I decided to get it done and over with. I get called up to finish everything, only to find out my license is suspended. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2012 17:04 - United Kingdom - Bromley

Today, I took my driver's test. I was confident and thought everything would go well. My boss ended up calling me several times during the test. Turns out my colleague never showed up to cover for me, and my boss blamed me. Not only did I fail my test, I'm now suspended from work too. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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Friday 12 June 2009 16:04

you deserved it. why couldn't you just walk 100 feet. it's not hard

grocky 0

Friday 12 June 2009 16:03

Walk! Better for you, better for our environment!

Comments

godyourethick 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 2:08

Jesus Christ. YDI. You deserve not to drive at all if that's how stupidly you'll use your car.

Bathory_fml 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 2:16

I'm actually kind of amazed you managed to get pulled over with only 100ft to drive...

mehwhateverr 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 2:16

Why couldn't you just walk?

ocean3684 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 2:21

you can actually take that to court, they will lower the sentence if the know the circumstances

tenebrus 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 2:37

Ooo.. #130, sincere thanks from #123... How did I miss that 100 ft thing?! (Ah, yes... I was correcting a typo during the 2 minute flex time. Dang.) Of course, I still think that all the rest of the 'fat lazy obese American guy' was invented.

wilson12 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 2:40

how the **** did you get caught?!?

alphaxzero 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 2:42

Glad. One less idiot on the road.

tenebrus 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 2:55

@#202/204: it's called an honest mistake (my eyes looked at the wrong spot while proofreading** in a rush)... Sorry that I only went 3-for-4 on the invented facts (''lazy fat/obese American guy''). Sorry that's not good enough for you. Sorry that you believe that you're perfect and everyone else should shrivel up and die for you. Oh, wait... I almost forgot (which would've been my second mistake of the day): I don't actually apologize to smurfwads like you. Nevermind all the sorries. And maybe see a shrink for your anger management issues. Some of the problem is, in fact, you! Own up already. **proofreading. It's not perfect, but it's also a really far distance away from not "having ANY idea". Yeah, I do agree that driving 100' is likely to be lazy. But, um, go on... explain away the other 3 characteristics that people posted about. (recap: fat/obese, American, guy''). What? You got nothin'. That's okay too.