Today, I got in my sister's car outside the movie theater and started talking about the movie. When I realized she wasn't saying anything, I looked up to see my ex-boyfriend sitting in the drivers seat. I got in the wrong car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML
Today, I was getting picked up by my dad after I had been swimming. I saw his car, so I walked over to it, got in and started talking about how I'd seen my brother. It wasn't until after I had put my seat belt on that I realized I was talking to a complete stranger. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML
Today, I got into my car in the parking lot, or at least I thought I did. I sat down, buckled up, and only noticed something was off when a guy walked over from the shopping trolley carousel, opened the passenger door and said, “Can I help you?” Same car model, wrong car. FML
Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
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feanor15 0
what are odds eh?!
EvilPotato 15
awkward.
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Comments (118)
waterboy14 7
ahhaha ur ex-boyfriend has a chick car ...
rroxie124 5
Well I bet that was a long awkward silence
CurlyQ1993 0
atleast you knew him
BobsUrAunty 2
idk why but I actually laughed aloud at 'fishbowlin' haha
MeRcixXxTRiPp 0
I feel almost as blonde as OP cuz I don't understand this FML
koe4 0
maybe they just broke up and she's used to getting into his car?
epicepidural 2
did you buckle your seatbelt?
kiwi_x 4
What are the odds that the car you managed to go in was your ex boyfriends and that he has the exact same car as your sister.
anndiwhite 0
haha how ironic.. that must have been akward.
emilyissutee 0
yeah you probably are blonde but its okay i am too i even spelled my username wrong. its supposed to be emilyiscutee. i bet it was weird getting out though.