Today, I got in a fight with my boyfriend. I sent him a long message pouring my heart out about how hurt I am that he constantly ignores me or responds to almost everything I say in monosyllables. He texted back "ok". FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. We yelled for 20 minutes and then he put his hands on my neck. Once we'd calmed down, he explained he wanted to strangle me like Homer does Bart, but didn't follow through. This all started when I asked if he read a text I sent earlier in the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, after a hard day's work and emotional argument with my best friend, I sent my boyfriend a text telling him how much I loved him and cherished him in the hopes he would cheer me up with a romantic reply. He said "Sorry, I've only got 8 texts left." FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, I tried to tell my boyfriend how I have been feeling recently in our relationship. He lashed out at me, saying I was just accusing him of being the bad guy. I guess I'll never express my feelings ever again. FML
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Top comments
bronxiecat777 14
Maybe it's a good idea to talk face to face about how you feel
jeffprobs 29
Stop texting him, and confront him, cause you deserve better.
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Comments (128)
TheSacredRatty 18
"OK" is disyllabic. He read.
magicGriffon 5
dump his ass
worldclassrager 41
He probably didn't actually read it...to find out throw a question in the middle of it...I've done that before and it's never answered until I point it out...
PissyBitch Daily 13
Look, lady. A lot of guys just aren't loquacious. They don't sit around and talk about their feelings and pout out sweet nothings and all that gooball girly stuff. If you wanted a poet and a chatterbox, go find the next Shakespeare, or some writer / radio host or something. You chose this quiet guy as a boyfriend - enjoy him for his nature or dump him, because he's not gonna turn all chatty kathy for you.
404wan 19
so why is he your boyfriend? he clearly gives no ***** about you. or... well... i guess to him you're just fuckbuddies.