Today, I got home from the hospital after I burned my hand. Why? I dropped my phone in the pot while stirring hot soup, and I reached in to get it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was texting while making dinner. I went to pour the noodles into the boiling water and I dropped my phone in. Not thinking, I went to retrieve it from the water. I now have a completely useless phone and a useless hand. FML
Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Today, I burned myself while cooking, so I asked my mom to get the burn cream while I waited in the kitchen. While I was waiting, I absentmindedly set my hand on the hot stove, earning myself a second burn. FML
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the frying pan whilst cooking my steak. I had to rinse off the oil immediately and clean the phone, then had to eat a cold steak. FML
Today, I was making Cup Noodles for breakfast. After microwaving it for 3 minutes, I carefully grabbed the cup to pour some water out, but my hand gave out and some water spilled on it. Now I have a burned hand and no noodles. FML
Today, after I injured my left wrist from holding my nephew the wrong way for too many hours on New Year's, and found out that it would optimistically take 4-6 weeks to heal, this morning I managed to give myself second degree burns on my right hand from handling a tray I didn't know was hot. So that's three weeks with no hands. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the parking lot and it landed next to a car tire. As I reached to pick it up, the car backed up and ran over my phone and my hand. Hello, emergency room! FML
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
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The_SkyCantLimit 5
Every doctor in that hospital: *Face palm*
brill33 7
"k" This is the text message I received that caused the accident that burned my hand for the rest of the week. Sounds like the makings of a no cooking and texting commercial ad
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Comments (152)
xmaximusx 12
You sound as smart as the op who cannot shave her legs properly
Dixbfloppin 11
So what kind of soup was it? You know, before you dropped your iPhone in it.
Leslier_fml 4
Omg save your phone **** your hand
KayleeT 9
You my dear, are a complete idiot.
ADIT_MAN 4
Why would u do that? I dont love my phone that much
ChristineAnn58 8
My question is why in the hell did you have your phone OVER a boiling pot of soup? That doesnt even make sence. You completely deserved that.
thatsvintage 6
I'm guessing putting your phone on speaker mode was out of the question?
Liana23music 0
It that happened to me: I'd dump the pot all over the floor to get my phone out of the water faster. And wouldn't care about having to clean up the mess. As long as my phones ok :)
linkinpark98 24
My face as I read this: -_-
at0mskaze 3
YDI... the price of the phone isn't as important as your health. Also, one of the worst enemies of semiconductors is heat. I don't think the phone lived too much after the incident.