Today, I got cut from my track team. My coach told me it was because my sprints were "too fast" for his liking. Huh? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML
Today, I was running the 100m sprint in a track meet. Me and another girl were tied for dead last. When we finished, she complained, "It's so embarrassing how slow I am today. I have shin splints. What happened to you?" I was actually running my hardest. FML
Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML
Today, I got to sports practice 30 seconds late and got kicked out for "poor time management". FML
Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML
Today, I was stripped of my starting position on my high school basketball team. The reason? I was three minutes late to practice. Why was I late? My coach called me five minutes before practice and made me get him a coffee or else he wouldn't start me. FML
Today, my personal trainer fired me. Why? Because I wanted to focus on strength training, not weight loss, and refused to track my carb intake or fasting hours or "hold off on carbs til the optimal time of day." Nice to know I'm not allowed to be satisfied with my own weight. FML
Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML
Today, I was kicked out of my track team's locker room because the coach said there weren't enough lockers for everyone on the team. There are 74 lockers and only 52 girls on the team. FML
Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML
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Top comments
Julianne_sings 10
"We're cutting you from the team because you're too good." Sounds legit.
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Maybe you were just making all the others on your team look bad ;3
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Comments (92)
iamananglophile 18
Probably thinks you're using steroids.
tygerarmy 35
Try and find another team. Or if it's a school team complain about the coach.
False_Stupidity 42
Then join a competing track team... That'll show em!
narean 2
maybe he thinks ur using drugs?
rg350dx 29
It's like a bad breakup line. It's not you it's me. I can't have you sprinting too fast and making me stop the clock sooner. I'm sorry but we have to break this off
Grand_Cookie 21
This makes about as much sense as nipples on a dude. All you got was a one liner and went on your way? Really?
kyu_Q 19
I like my nipples. I get pleasure from them. And there have been documented cases of men actually lactating and breast feeding.
mildredpierce 12
MAKE YOUR OWN TEAM OF LIKE-TALENTED SUPERSTARS!
Branlamb 14
LOUD NOISES
REFF_fml 9
Mabey he thought ur on roids ?!??
XOGattinoXX 5
I would definitely complain and if he tries to plead drugs take a drug test and prove him wrong.. Then lobby for your spot back
kwyk 23
There's no point being on any sports team if they don't want you. It's pretty miserable.
martin_martian7 11
He's probably jealous or maybe you are just dusting everyone.