Health: Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the...

By bym - 13/10/2008 08:23

Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 647

You deserved it 24 487

May weddings: Love and blunders
Weddings are supposed to be perfect, but our stories show that perfection can sometimes be... surprising! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By jajaja - 01/03/2009 19:45 - Canada

Today, I got my braces on. When we got in the car my dad looked over and said "well at least we dont have to worry about boys for the next two years." FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 811

You deserved it 4 674

By FarisH - 31/05/2010 09:15 - Jordan

Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 094

You deserved it 9 471

By OUCH. - 17/11/2011 21:27 - United States

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 548

You deserved it 3 408

By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 19:10 - Ireland

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 78 900

You deserved it 5 613

By tooembarassed - 03/02/2012 20:47 - United States

Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 519

You deserved it 3 599

By Anonymous - 21/05/2012 11:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the orthodontist's to get my braces tightened, and I chose baby blue bands. Turns out they make my teeth look extremely yellow. Only a month and a half to go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 724

You deserved it 4 827

By Albert - 27/08/2012 22:16 - United States - Dover

Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 508

You deserved it 2 076

By braceface - 14/03/2012 20:12 - United States

Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 047

You deserved it 6 919

By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 03:05 - United States

Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 303

You deserved it 3 236

By Bethany - 07/08/2013 14:26 - United States

Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 264

You deserved it 4 379

fleursauvage 0

Monday 9 February 2009 7:29

I'm 19 and have braces too. Well, I'm a girl and a lot of guys think it's really cute.

loveydovey 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 13:11

i don't get this one :|

Comments

roboticfresca 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 11:14

I wonder what FML #1 is and hot guy 2 years? sure

n42nate 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 5:49

Oh cry me a river, you pussy! Ive had them 2 years! And I've had 2 girlfriends since. This is not a place to get sympathy for your pathetic sorrows.

lemon_lime_12 0

Friday 17 July 2009 10:11

i agree with #16 and #19. and anyways; quit complaining. i had them for 6.

skylitmoonwalk 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 22:15

i jst got my braces a few days ago =S a lot of people have braces... why is this a FML

ziqi92 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 7:22

quit ur incessant whining u loser. i've just finished my 6th year of braces. how do they make u look ugly? its not that bad u self-centered douche.

Major_Evil_Eye 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 13:24

Im 13 and i just got braces a few months ago, and i still get alot of guys :) dw they arent as bad as everyone says!

tiges1 0

Monday 27 July 2009 17:51

im in 8th grade and i got braces in 6th grade!!! they r not as bad as they seem! u dont look any different and u say your handsom but to tell the truth i bet your not

AAAAHHHH12 2

Wednesday 5 August 2009 2:56

He was being sarcastic when he said "handsome guy for two years".

fmldude123 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 9:05

dude wats wrong wit braces?

bluntBabe 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 9:02

haha you're funny i just got my braces removed after 2 years, everybody has them and they are not nerdy like they used to be.... you have nothing to worry about!

israelnotjacob 20

Friday 7 August 2009 6:58

This is one of the earliest FMLs, and will perhaps always be the stupidest one ever. Yeah braces suck, I had them too. But big deal, the majority of people get them at some point these days. This website is supposed to be for situations that are actually interesting and don't happen every day.