Today, I got back to my apartment from being away for the past week on Spring break. I found the locks on my apartment changed and all my things on the curb, many of them broken or stolen. I ran to the leasing office to see what had happened. Turns out it was an accounting error on their part. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, I had just gotten home after being away for 8 months. My key didn’t work on my lock and while I was messing the door a man with a child opened. My landlord gave someone my apartment while I was away. FML
I like what you've done with the place
Today, a week after spending most of my paycheck on a down-payment and rent on a new apartment, I found out the "landlord" I paid was a scammer. Turns out the real owner was away on vacation, and he'd stolen most of her stuff before showing me the place. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Let me in
Today, I found myself locked out of my apartment because my roommate had a medical emergency while I was out of town. The rental office, including maintenance, is closed until Monday. FML
Suspicious activity
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
Landlords gonna landlord
Today, I got my deposit back from my last apartment. The receipt is riddled with math errors. I'd told them I’m an accountant when I moved in, so I redid the receipt in my own time to see how bad they fucked it up. They owe me $400 more due to their mistake, and I’m sure I’ll never see any of it. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML
Help yourself
Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML
Thanks for all your help
Today, after being in Europe for a month, I got home to find my door wide open and all my stuff gone. I called my dad who was supposed to be watching my house. He told me I should have had someone check on my place while I was gone. FML
Top comments
engineerd 0
sue!!!
bobdole 0
well i'm sure either you/they have insurance, and you can always take them to court, esp. to sue them for not only material but also "emotional" damages.
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me5 0
There's a boy named Sue you know?
BlueTwist89 0
o.o
bluesclues72 0
sue dem bitch asses. they can't do that. and then when you get your money, hire a hitman and kill them and take theiir stuff
B1scotti 0
It is completely illegal to lock the resident out of their apartment. Regardless of whether or not they meant to do it to you or someone else, they need to give adequate notice and call the local police department if the resident refuses to leave, not take it upon their own hands to move them out. Since they took it upon themselves, you definitely can take this to court.
prettypril 5
this is the most messed up thing ever. I feel so bad for this person
Heather22561 0
Lawsuit!!
hateevryone 15
that really sucks
MeleMallory 0
This sucks, but if your stuff was stolen, you wouldn't see it on the curb, right?
mike307 11
Sue them and make them pay for every thing.
Doritoguy7 1
It's quite obvious that there are about 2000 votes who choose "you deserve it" with every fml no matter what the scenario. Most of the percentages on each fml between "you deserve it" and "your life sucks" makes sense with this rule in mind.