Miscellaneous: Today, I got back from camp. My camp-mates? A girl who refused...

By Tireddddddd - 31/07/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I got back from camp. My camp-mates? A girl who refused to shower the entire week, a girl who threatened to hurt me several times, a snorer, my princess of a sister who took forever in the mornings, and a counselor who watched us sleep. FML

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Today, my younger sister had some friends over at ours. I was in the shower but was horrified to realize my clothes and towel were gone. Figuring that she took them, I tried to make it to my room without being seen, but one of her friends came up to use the bathroom. She saw everything. FML

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By crapped on - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML

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By ihatelongflights - 21/08/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was on a flight coming back home. On my right was a fat monk who was snoring very loudly, and on my left there were two old women who were talking about their teenage love lives in detail. The flight was 17 hours long. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2022 03:00 - United Kingdom - Norwich

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML

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By NotASpiderMan - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle

Today, as I was changing my sheets, I found a huge spider under my pillow. My 10 year-old sister had to get rid of it for me. FML

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By sosadstudent - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML

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By yumx24 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML

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By Myriam - 18/06/2012 16:05 - Maldives - Male

Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML

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Sunday 31 July 2011 16:06

And a fifth camper who complained the whole time.

jewfro311 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 16:05

At least it's over and done with..

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SayPeanuts 29

Sunday 31 July 2011 16:17

So you made new interesting friends and now your bragging about it? YDI... But seriously that sucks.

valdancer99 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 16:18

oh camp!

Keffin 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 18:14

So I'm guessing camp was fun? Looking forward to the weekend with Rebecca Black?

Ace021 0

Monday 1 August 2011 13:50

U need to get out more girl

loveluver7 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 16:18

How old are you?

1215116a 14

Sunday 31 July 2011 23:17

Why does that matter in this?

loveluver7 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 3:05

Cuz she is such a freaking whiner

linnie44 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 16:21

wait, why was Edward Cullen at that camp?

ChibiGirl5 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:03

Haha

spacemanspiff78 7

Sunday 31 July 2011 16:24

I just want to know about the pillow fights

loovemylife 7

Sunday 31 July 2011 16:26

sounds like you had an amazing week ;)

ilovepotatoes419 14

Sunday 31 July 2011 16:29

wow what kind of camp do u go to

ilovepotatoes419 14

Sunday 31 July 2011 16:31

one day at band camp.......

1215116a 14

Sunday 31 July 2011 23:19

I think you meant 'time'?

lolyourlifesucks 5

Monday 1 August 2011 4:59

the right quote is "this one time at band camp..."

redneck14 11

Tuesday 2 August 2011 1:05

i believe its, "this one time at band camp" but close enough i guess.

indistructo 3

Sunday 31 July 2011 16:35

omq that sucks SO bad :O

bassdredd 2

Sunday 31 July 2011 16:40

"god" I spelled with a "g" not a "q"

Absurd101 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 19:36

32 u grammar nazi xD

cdabomm326 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 16:39

That's odd... I just got back from a camp retreat with my church. We stayed six in a room. O.o ???

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