Today, I got back from camp. My camp-mates? A girl who refused to shower the entire week, a girl who threatened to hurt me several times, a snorer, my princess of a sister who took forever in the mornings, and a counselor who watched us sleep. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML
Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML
Today, I was on a flight coming back home. On my right was a fat monk who was snoring very loudly, and on my left there were two old women who were talking about their teenage love lives in detail. The flight was 17 hours long. FML
Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML
Today, as I was changing my sheets, I found a huge spider under my pillow. My 10 year-old sister had to get rid of it for me. FML
Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML
Today, at the local swimming pool, my friend and I noticed two cute guys had just arrived. When they jumped in, we immediately took off our tank tops and got in the opposite end. They looked over at us, then looked at each other, got out of the pool and left. FML
Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML
Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML
Today, after complaining to the administration about my roommate, I finally got switched. As I went into the room to meet my new roommate, I found out he was my old roommate's brother. They are exactly the same, and I'm not allowed to switch again. FML
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Ebola_fml 20
And a fifth camper who complained the whole time.
jewfro311 0
At least it's over and done with..
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Comments (164)
deefan101 11
Haha ik that feeling!!
lolyourlifesucks 5
this one time at band camp...
OffTJHook3r 2
how way to copy
lolyourlifesucks 5
Actually I put the actual quote, the person a few comments before me got it wrong. And that quote was still the first thing I thought of when I read this FML.
minidinosaurgoes 9
did ypu make special basement vudeo's with the councler?
Absurd101 0
Ur 2 young for them lil boy. Idc how much u want some hot lesbian action...(if counseller is girl otherwise this kid just wants ****)
ncolby7 0
lol at this clown above me. councler. lol.
bassoonist527 0
This doesn't happen at Band Camp! Only cool people go there!
MufMuf_fml 5
YES.
Tobias5505 0
NO
lief835 1
So true
izzabella43 0
was it a christian camp?
manictuesday 0
why would that make a difference?
dfresh909 1
Was up ppl
kaylapple 1
its over now! :)
ih82bl8 2
Where'd u go to camp? Yikes
SamanthaRose143 6
Smelly, Meanie, Snorey, Annoying, and Creepy. Sounds like you had fun:D