Today, I got annoyed with my mum stopping in her tracks each time she needed to reply to a text message. I tried to show her that you can walk and text at the same time. I ended up falling into a drain. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had to fake fall down the stairs so my mom would stop texting and actually pay attention to what I was saying. FML
Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML
Today, I was walking whilst texting. I thought I was going in a straight line but I ended up walking right into an open phone booth. A woman was inside making a phone call. I lost my balance, pinning her up against the wall. She thought I was attacking her and clobbered me with the receiver. FML
Today, my mom got angry that I wasn't responding to her texts. I couldn't because I was in the dentist's chair. She'd dropped me off, and after returning from errands, sent the text from the waiting room. FML
Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML
Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML
Today, I’m on holiday with my mum. She got so pissed, she fell over on the dance floor at the children’s disco, then had to rely on a stranger to keep her upright so I could go get the car to take her home. FML
Today, I was walking down the stairs holding a glass of water, when I tripped. I don't know what hurts more, that I'm still picking glass out of my hand or that my mum is still ranting about the water I'd spilt. FML
Today, my mother dragged me to the mall to get me out of the house and to get me to stop using my phone. She then spent the whole trip talking on her phone instead of actually interacting with me. FML
Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML
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monkeyspark 6
The Irony hurts more.
drinkupgorgeous 0
I'm sorry for saying this, but that must have been funny to watch. I hope you're okay, though.
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Comments (78)
speakout26 0
Made y day! I can just picture. I hope you are ok though
movies12 0
HUH OMG R U THE GIRL FROM THE NEWS..............AWESOME.
speedracer1191 0
im going to call fake since last month i saw on the news a video where a girl was texting while walking and fell into a manhole
3arl 0
what a douche this was a news story a girl wlking testing falls into manhole gets seriously why the **** would u post this
DbeX 0
Dumb bitch
rockstarK9 0
Fake, I've heard this story in the news before.
raquelspeaking 0
YDI for picking on your mom and for being the girl that texts and drives when she can't even walk and text.
itsjustnotfair 0
YDI for saying "mum."
Rhbk898 0
#66 you're a ******* ignorant ************ :)
_20jre 0
#66 you're a motherfucking idiot
iLickTurtles 0
#66, why? Just deal with the fact that "mum" is how they spell it in places other than where you are >.>
lolmonster 0
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Sniper3000 0
the 1 when a boy was racing and jumped over a wall which was a storm drain that was 3 meters deep with growing oysters?