Today, I got an email from the local D and D meet up group that the next meeting will be on Feb. 14th. I don't know what is more sad: that the group is meeting on Valentine's Day, or that I have nothing better to do but go. FML
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Today, my boss asked me if I could work on Valentine's Day because there was no chance of me having a date. She's right. FML
Today, I had a blind date with someone who asked me for an evening out back on Valentine's Day. I was happy to have a date related to a special day. The catch: my date is a woman I know from work who has a crush on me. Should I feel good I agreed to time with another woman, or bad that it's my only date in 3 years? FML
Today, I keep trying to use the Meetup app to meet people, but life keeps trolling me, and every event I even attempt to join (all virtual so far) has been met with no social interaction. It feels like life keeps hammering in the idea that I should just sit in my room and atrophy away. FML
Today, I'm so hopelessly lonely that I've agreed to meet up with my ex for some semblance of friendship. FML
Today, I realized the reason I was asked to babysit 3 weeks ago for Feb 14 was because the old married couple with kids safely assumed that I wouldn't have a Valentine. FML
Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends. Most of them put "not attending". I hadn't even set the date. FML
Today, I got a mass text message from a friend saying she's sorry she can't meet up with our group of friends for drinks because she's busy tonight. This is the first I've heard of any bar-crawling. FML
Today, It's Valentine's Day. I'm single and in college, where everyone is posting their S.O.s and going on dates. I'm intensely introverted and shy, and I have a crush but I'm way too scared to ever tell him, and I'm going to spend my evening alone studying organic chemistry. Honestly, I just feel nerdy and lonely. FML
Today, I learned I don't have to spend Valentine's Day alone. My parents invited me along on their date. FML
Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML
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yennichan 0
I'm playing D&D on Valentines Day with friends...nothing bad bout that....(though my bf is in the group...so...)
Aeiou202 0
i would say something but i couldn't understand you so...
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Comments (50)
UnearthlyEnemy 9
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DynamicDave 11
@ everyone saying valentine's day is a pointless hallmark holiday: Not true. it would be accurate if you said that about Sweetest Day, but NOT valentine's day. Granted, it's been pretty commercialized, but it has a legit basis. Do some research.
Popsiclese 0
agreed
justzirk 2
D&D stands for Dungeons and Dragons
Leftieswillrule 3
don't listen to these assholes, d&d is a perfectly acceptable way to spend valentines day, as opposed to what I did last February (sit around and mope that the girl I love doesn't feel the same about me
Edmandis 0
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willitblend 0
Fml, I have to spend vday with my wife and no WoW. At least you get to game. D&D I can't play anymore... her ex was a dm.
bri1215 7
that blows, my dad is the DM for our game
threer 30
Get a new DM or teach some people how to play and take turns DMing. It's not hard to find people that are willing to play.
ezrabc 0
Yes, because what pop culture says is always correct, and you should always judge things based on a complete lack of personal experience. I don't play D&D myself, but this has to be one of the most moronic posts I have ever read.
ThisRandomChild 0
This is the win of all fails
technicolourain1 0
Lol I love how everyone is being rude. Why do you care! It's her life, and I bet you do loserish things on occasion too. Like everyone does.