Today, I got a yeast infection, caused by the antibiotics for my UTI. I got the UTI after having sex for the first time in a year. A couple of minutes of sex have ruined my health. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I'm in the same city as my boyfriend for the first time in two months. My body apparently did not like the idea of me having sex again, as I promptly got a UTI and then the week-long breakthrough bleeding that antibiotics often cause me. The same thing happened the week before he had to move, too. FML
Today, I woke up with a horrible UTI after having sex with my fiance the night before. I went to an urgent care to get antibiotics as my primary was closed. Turns out, I'm allergic to condom lubricant. Now every time I pee, it not only burns, but smells like a nasty condom. FML
Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML
Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML
Today, after two rounds of antibiotics, I got a yeast infection. My husband started calling me "Yeasty." FML
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, I'm recovering from a urinary tract infection. The infection made me have to pee constantly. Now the antibiotics I'm taking for it are giving me the shits instead. FML
Today, I finally had sex after a year-long dry spell. It caused an ovarian cyst to rupture and ended up with me in the ER. I'm afraid to ever have sex again. FML
Today, a few days after I let my boyfriend introduce food into our sex life and we used melted chocolate, I've now got a UTI. I’ve never had a UTI before in my life, so I’m blaming him for the fact it feels like I’m peeing needles dipped in acid. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to talk dirty to me while I was at work. She did so by telling me she has a yeast infection. FML
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itsnicole96 15
"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die."- Coach Carr
TheGolfGTI 24
Was the sex at yeast good?
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Jewely313 2
Hey I was a proud 20 year old virgin until some creep decided to rape and impregnate me, giving me a bunch of STDs and then beating the shit out of my son so that I wasn't allowed to see him for 15 months and he still doesn't know who I am. Suck it up about your curable yeast infection. Good lord.
pretzelpirate 15
Girls, pee after sex! It will save you a lot of trouble and pain (I don't know about guys, better to stay on the safe side though)