Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my girlfriend was playing a game on my phone, an unknown number sent me a nude picture and the words "Miss you, baby." This person's mistake just cost me a black eye, and probably my relationship too. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
Today, I’ve been getting sexy messages from an unknown number. First I told her to stop multiple times, then I blocked her. I can only assume that she changed her number and managed to find me and message me again. My girlfriend saw the messages and told me flatly “It’s over.” FML
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Timmead 0
Surely the woman would have her 'boyfriend' in her contacts?
Sun_Kissed18 25
So? There must have been some text after that like "OH SORRY!!! My mistake!" Show her those. Unless she doesn't have a reason to trust you, things should be fine
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Sargasm 4
I will say this on behalf of the entire male FML audience: Pics or GTFO.
LMAO58 0
Damn Straight
omghehehe 0
Yeah, maybe she meant to send the pictures to you. Since it's random, it doesn't matter anyway. I'm sure your GF will believe you after you explain. How were the pictures? XXX? :D
perdix 31
Maybe he ought to ask the GF what she thought about the pictures. If she was turned on, he might have fallen with his ass in the orgy butter --Threesome!
omghehehe 0
LOL Threesome again?! :D That's an idea. Maybe she might get turned on by the pictures. Hmmm.... She would have to be clean and waxed, no direct mouth kissing with the BF, attention mainly focused on the GF, and willing to bring new things to the table :) How's that? LOL
perdix 31
omghehehe, you've got my attention (and parts standing at attention ;) ) Let's see -- I can agree to the grooming requirements. Do they apply to the male in the middle? And the other woman must bring something new to the table. But I don't know about the rules governing the action. I think things should just go on spontaneously. I mean if the two girls can kiss, why can't the other woman and the dude? What do you say?
omghehehe 0
LOL. No :P He wants a threesome, he has to compromise (snicker). Absolute spontaneity has the potential of hurt feelings. That ruins the spirit of things. Hey, there are a lot of different places were the other female can put her mouth! ;) Politely trimmed or shaved pubes for the male is warmly welcomed. No one likes to get hair in their teeth or nose. If this is suppose to be an experience for all, it would be fantastic, if the girl can do something enlightening ;) I'd like to be more graphic in description, but there are children watching (big grin).
perdix 31
OMG, omghehehe, I got a little woozy there. All of the blood suddenly rushed out of my head, the big one, er, the upper one, at least.
capricaz 0
Umm this is weird. Wouldn't the number be IN here phone already whenever she got it from him? Unless it was the first time she was using the number, I call this fake.
The_Pleb 0
And the good part?...... you get free ****!!!!!!!!!!!! WIN +10
mrzero 0
how is it FML?? it's more like yah Fu****k me :-)
Gahhreg 0
if your girlfriend was smart she'd notice that the number wasnt in your contacts and that you didnt know her
perdix 31
Tell your girlfriend you use her own damn phone, or go find a pay phone. Maybe it's time to trade up to the new girl. Were her pictures hotter than your girlfriend?
I_am_stupid_also 6
I hope it wasn't kiddie ****. That would be a real FML.
MarlonMorris22 0
Hahah true.
rtubbs87 0
wow that sucks man hey it could be worse