Transportation: Today, I got a call from the police saying they found my stolen...

By troyrm85 - 16/02/2010 09:37 - France

Today, I got a call from the police saying they found my stolen car. Not only did I not know my car was stolen, but it was completely stripped. No tires or doors left, and the engine was taken apart. FML

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troyrm85 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 20:31

the persons property that is was left on reported it. They found my insurance paperwork in the vehicle and got ahold of me.

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CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:15

Just look at it like a fresh canvas for you to start over again.

anonnie 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:07

Ouch. I'd cry lol

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MadaZer0 8

Tuesday 16 February 2010 17:20

Looks like your car... Got disarmed.... Fail

strawberry6826 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 17:35

damnn they went odee hard

ozymandias_fml 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 18:29

Why do you even have a car if you don't use it more than once a month?

babybubz 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 18:44

lmao @Mercy..

MiiSzjDM 7

Tuesday 16 February 2010 19:11

what kind of car was it

st0n333d 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 19:17

Mhmmmmmmm can't agree more. I mean I just want to smoke my grass in peace already D:

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 19:38

Hillbilly Hotrod!

dorito_420 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 20:17

YDI for not paying close attention to your belongings

pjfromok 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 21:59

Ok, I am new to this site, BUT I know I have read that one before. BS

alya_fml 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 22:01

how can you not know your car is stolen? idiot or blind?

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Too relatable.

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