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WhenRumoursAreBetterThanReality
- Australia - Belconnen
Today, I got a call from a friend asking why I didn't tell him I was engaged. I'm not, but I wish I was. Rumours about my life seem to be better than the reality. FML
Friend 1: "Did you hear that Liza got engaged? "
Friend 2: "What, no way! How did that cock juggling thundercunt find someone before me?"
Friend 1: "Makes you believe in miracles huh? "
Friend 2 calls OP
"OMG hiiii sweetie, why didn't you tell me you got engaged? I am so happy for you! "
Quit bitching about good rumors, take a page from Nike and Just do it. If your life isn't that awesome, you have the power to make it better. You just gotta put the work into it.
well the "rumours" could have been started when OP's boyfriend had mentioned to a friend that he was going to propose, maybe the friend let it slip.
Ha, that's funny, I try to make something negative slightly more positive, and I'm an annoying optimist just because life doesn't fuck me off like it does you don't mean I can't be happy or try to make others happy, you're clearly not happy, and there's a reason for that, I'm not going to guess what it is that's making you unhappy but I hope you have someone to change that
Wow, way to be a patronising jerk. Somebody is pretty, so if they just smile and act confident they'll find a man? Personality, intelligence, humour, have nothing to do with it I suppose? You, I'm afraid, are a misogynist, and the worst kind at that - one of those who think that they're actually just being 'nice'.