Today, I got 20% tints on my car. As I'm driving home, a cop pulls me over. I didn't want to ruin my new tint by opening my window, so I opened my door as the cop approached. He then pulled out his gun and yelled "GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!" before I could explain. FML
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Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML
Today, I went to the police station to find out if the tint on my new car's windshield was too dark. The officer took one look, told me that windshield tints are illegal in California, and ticketed me. So much for being honest. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied, "No, but shoot him anyway." FML
Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I was driving home. I desperately needed the bathroom, so I was speeding a little bit. A cop pulled me over and gave me hell. He said he'd heard my story a hundred times and didn't believe me. I couldn't hold it and ended up marinating in my own piss while he ran my plates. FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
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xsweetlysour 0
Ahahaa. Dude, they get scared if you do that. LOL cop fail!
Mortal_Light 0
Dude, don't open the door unless the cop asks you to. YDI.
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Comments (259)
CrimsonKnight 0
Yay my drivers window is busted. Canadain cops kick ass, never had a problem with me getting out of the car. They have to be aware but not parinoid.
mastershake 0
****** cops whippin out their guns. FTP
Rickyv90 0
To everyone who says just roll your windows down is retarded. You are not supposed to for a week. To make sure its 100% dry If you don't wait the edges could rub with the door and peel off.
tweetspie 0
To everyone that's freaking out saying cops don't pull guns when people get out of their cars, it all depends on where you're from. In the Detroit area, if you have any kind of tint, they usually approach with guns pulled. If you get out of the car, they pull guns.
Mikeymikey 4
lol, look at the bright side... you saved your precious tinted windows... but yeah... sucks for you to live in a country where cops are gun happy.
Dusa_fml 0
I hate cops.
redhusk89 0
LOL the cop fails. But hey maybe he was shot before.. if not he's going to kill some person he pulls over one day.
mattmag 0
#21 tints are not unnecessary. they help keep the car cooler, and you use less energy to power the air conditioning. in hot sunny places, they are quite useful.
Oriina 0
And ... why did you not just roll down your window? That shouldn't damage the tints. Opening the door gives the impression you're going to do something or run.
ohhhhshizzz 0
GOD PEOPLE HOW CAN HE HAVE DESERVED IT?! He should have been a good little cop and possibly got shot so that he doesn't inconvience ppl. **** his wife, kids, and family.. I want to have tints dammit! And don't you know how this could have been prevented by telling him to put his guns outside the door? Its not like he could have put.... lets say A GUN outside the door and shot him.... it was totally unnecessary for the cops to pull out a weapon to potentially save himself. All you ppl saying he deserved it are stupid... and are not genuses like teh ppl like me who kno dat cops shood jus b shot. #145 - 04/14/2009 at 8:35am by lifesabit Report abuse No one ever said the cop deserved it. I'm not going to point out your gramatical errors because there are too many, I could barely read this. I understand, precautions but the OP didn't pull out a gun or anything so we don't have to worry about the what ifs...? This is what happened, period. And how do you know the cop has a wife, kids and family? He could be an only child of an only child with no girlfriend or kids and his 'rents could be dead. YOU DON'T KNOW, so just stop sounding like an idiot and shut up.