Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML
hannaaaahr tells us more.
hannaaaahr 33
Sooooo, this was my FML. Sadly, I didn't taste anything, since I didn't drink the water pure, but always mixed in cup-a-soup or something similar. Luckily me and my roommates are fine now, we're all a bit afraid of preparing food though, scared that there might be some kind of rodent in other kitchen devices. Obviously we threw away the water cooker (for those who didn't know what that is, seriously? you couldn't even think of what it 'might' be?) and since we got our new cat, Sammie, we haven't had any mice or rats crawling around! Yaaaay for Sammie!
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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soyamoo 5
Dead maus?
GoW_Chick 15
That was the rats revenge for you murdering their young in the garbage disposal.
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Comments (307)
KiddNYC1O 22
That's gross. I thought I got rid of a mouse at my place for good but the critter found a hole.
alinka_fml 0
yikes. that's terrible :s
RomoniReed 6
brb...vomiting
moomoomeow2 7
I hope you'll be okay!
mister_jedi55 0
Leptospirosis is a beautiful thing...go to the doctors and get checked up...you an your entire family.
farhil 14
When he was referring to the number '15', he was talking about post numbers, not IQ levels.
xzxMickaelxzx 0
Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww
picklemonger 13
Wow. Your life sucks. But could be worse: you could be dead like the mouse. Which, given the fact that you've been sipping the dead mouse extract, might still happen.
GovernorGeneral 8
216- lol. Shortened to a carrot xD I get what you mean even if no one else does. Haha.
chelsinator 8
Hahaha idk why I laughed so hard at this!!! But that's suuper disgusting, hope you feel better!!