Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML
hannaaaahr tells us more.
hannaaaahr 33
Sooooo, this was my FML. Sadly, I didn't taste anything, since I didn't drink the water pure, but always mixed in cup-a-soup or something similar. Luckily me and my roommates are fine now, we're all a bit afraid of preparing food though, scared that there might be some kind of rodent in other kitchen devices. Obviously we threw away the water cooker (for those who didn't know what that is, seriously? you couldn't even think of what it 'might' be?) and since we got our new cat, Sammie, we haven't had any mice or rats crawling around! Yaaaay for Sammie!
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soyamoo 5
Dead maus?
GoW_Chick 15
That was the rats revenge for you murdering their young in the garbage disposal.
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cooldaddio 14
It got the last laugh.
xminixlovex 6
wow..i hope you get well soon.(:
Keyman1212 14
Aim_low you're so full of shit, nobody gave you a God damn bid in a fraternity, so please, please don't try and play it off like it was somebody else posting on here. You GDI scumbag.
wriptidez 0
see doc asap
Clamcreepy 7
I guess rat doesn't taste like chicken huh? Well thanks for the heads up
tuxedoman04 1
I thought they were called water heaters??
shoopd 19
Aim_Low - Its pretty impressive that within 13 minutes of your "frat bros" making their last post, you woke up, found your phone, found their random comments on one FML and replied.
steven1995 5
That would suck really bad
aubzdall 6
EWWW! Mice ate disgusting and teaming with diseases. Go to a doctor....like now. I'm being totally serious
hypersqueakactiv 0
YDI for not noticing the smell or taste of a rotting corpse... even if you boiled it. There is no way you use your kettle enough to keep the smell away if you didn't manage to sterilize it. Also, YDI for your poor vocabulary. Water cooker? I've never heard anyone call it that...
Eviemeli 16
Agreed on all counts, but I'm going to cut him slack for the grammar. The direct translation of the Dutch word to English does lead to water cooker.. it's lazy that he did not make sure he got it right, but to me it's an understandable mistake.