Intimacy: Today, I found out there's a rumor going around that my smoking...

By bruisedego31 - 12/09/2012 21:58 - United States - Chicago Heights

Today, I found out there's a rumor going around that my smoking hot co-worker and I had sex over the weekend. I'm not nearly as pissed off about the rumor as I am by the fact that I can't remember it because I was too drunk. FML

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Same thing different taste

Don't drink and letch

By GonnaGetFired - 31/03/2010 00:11 - United States

Today, I found out that I made inappropriate sexual comments to my boss while I was drunk on Saturday night. She won't tell me what I said. She just laughs when she sees me. FML

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By tequilashot - 20/09/2016 04:40 - Brazil - Porto Alegre

Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 15:25 - United States

Today, I had a job interview with a man that I got drunk with at a bar on Saturday night. He spent an hour telling me things I did that I don't even remember. FML

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Not cool

By ash203 - 12/12/2009 21:38 - United States

Today, my friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss's 13-year-old son. FML

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By j - 01/03/2011 06:26

Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2016 15:14

Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML

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Crazy party

By Anonymous - 08/02/2020 18:00

Today, I heard that there's a rumour going around that I was caught masturbating while crying at a party after the girl I liked got with someone else. FML

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By anon - 07/02/2010 00:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I heard that there's a rumour going around that I was caught masturbating while crying at a party after the girl I liked got with someone else. FML

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By Holymoly - 14/01/2009 21:10 - Netherlands

Today, I woke up with a hangover and my girlfriend seemed pissed at me. It took me a while before I remembered having sex the night before. I just didn't know exactly what had happened after that had pissed her off. Then I realized nothing happened, because I fell asleep while she was on top of me. FML

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By person - 20/09/2015 23:57 - United States - League City

Today, I accidentally fell asleep at work after working a 12-hour shift. Instead of waking me up, my coworkers spiked my coffee mug with whiskey and told my boss I was drunk. My boss wouldn't even listen to my side of the story and fired me. FML

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Charmillionaire 13

Thursday 13 September 2012 9:19

Walk up to her and say, "Does this look familiar?", then drop your pants.

challan 19

Thursday 13 September 2012 9:19

I bet you were a stallion, man! Orally satisfied her, rocked her world in several positions, and brought her to numerous orgasms. ummm... except you were drunk, so what really happened is you only got to half mast, came as you put the condom on, threw up on her bed and tripped over her cat as you tried to get to the bathroom. Well done.

Comments

Missusluv313 9

Thursday 13 September 2012 12:54

If you get that damn drunk, then maybe, just maybe you shouldn't drink so much. You're gonna do something either incredibly dangerous or incredibly stupid one time.

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 13 September 2012 22:18

"We're going streaking!!"

ChangMu 8

Thursday 13 September 2012 14:07

It baffles me that this website exists and people still drink.

iseyixes 18

Thursday 13 September 2012 14:16

Why don't you just ask her out? She may give you a second chance, but this time don't get wasted!

stitesy29 18

Thursday 13 September 2012 14:20

Then you probably did!

BoratSagdiyev 2

Thursday 13 September 2012 14:59

That's okay she's doing her best to forget it.

PhishloverA 14

Thursday 13 September 2012 15:00

YDI for getting drunk but at least it wasn't a bad rumor

BobbieH 19

Thursday 13 September 2012 15:28

It's far more likely that she was drunk too. I doubt the drinking is an issue for her now. It's been my experience that drunk sex like OP describes is the result of both people being equally wasted. If anything may stop a repeat performance it would be the rumor. However, chances are that will lead to "Everyone is already talking so why not?" . Ask her out OP but this time slow your roll on those drinks!