Today, I found out that when my room-mate agreed to babysit someone's two year old kid for money, what he really planned on doing was dumping it with me. The kid won't stop crying and screaming. FML
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Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML
Today, I found out that while my mother-in-law claimed to be babysitting my son, she was actually dropping him off at an unlicensed “day care” in a shady part of town so she could go out. How did I find out? The house was raided by police. FML
Today, instead of going to a romantic dinner with my boyfriend like I'd planned, I ended up babysitting his queasy little sister. FML
Today, I found out my babysitter has been selling the breastmilk I produce for my baby and replacing it with formula, while still taking my money every week. FML
Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML
Today, I was babysitting. Being kind, I went to grab their mail, while their 4 year old ate lunch. He locked me out, wrecked the house, and let me in right when he saw their car two hours later. I didn't get paid. I paid them. FML
Today, the guy whose son I babysat for six hours straight confessed to being broke, then actually asked if he could pay me with sex instead. FML
Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML
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Cairo_Sanchez 8
video tape you taking care of the kid and claim the money
TalkinSmack 6
drop the kid off at the police station. ur roommate won't do that again.
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Comments (146)
aidevil666 0
that's a 2 year old for ya. it's just seperation anxiety- let it pass and all should be well. if your lucky he'll cry and scream his way to sleep.
LNK112 5
Call the parents up, tell them you found their child wandering the streets after the babysitter just left the kid. I assure you your roommate won't get paid after that.
Virginia6810 16
a lot of people are missing the point!!! what kind of parents hire a babysitter like this?
courtsx 0
This is a very valid point.
hateevryone 15
you're better off living alone
darkness4dummies 0
uh just put them in front of the t.v while yo gaba gabas playin nd theyll stop cryin or feed them
NYkid2K8 5
Pretend you lost the baby, say you left for 2 seconds came back and it was gone! Play it off for a little while, it wont happen again.
vishuzzbabe77 0
1) I'd make sure I was there with the kid when it was picked up and put my roomie on blast 2) I'd make sure I got the money 3) I'd find a new room mate who wasn't such a dick
detective_oreo 0
what an ass! you gotta get him back OP!!
DReamBig24 0
follow him to the kid's house and tell the parents what happened
MaryJane232323 9
Stuff a pie in his mouth.. possibly with a little sleeping pills inside and that will shut him up! After all, every kid loves a strange angry babysitter with strange tasting pies!