Kids: Today, I found out that when my room-mate agreed to babysit someone's...

By Username - 24/06/2011 22:11 - United States

Today, I found out that when my room-mate agreed to babysit someone's two year old kid for money, what he really planned on doing was dumping it with me. The kid won't stop crying and screaming. FML

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By bastards - 05/06/2014 20:05 - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2016 04:27 - Australia - Clayton

Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML

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By sadmama - 23/02/2018 15:00

Today, I found out that while my mother-in-law claimed to be babysitting my son, she was actually dropping him off at an unlicensed “day care” in a shady part of town so she could go out. How did I find out? The house was raided by police. FML

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By kaileekat517 - 21/11/2010 18:36 - United States

Today, instead of going to a romantic dinner with my boyfriend like I'd planned, I ended up babysitting his queasy little sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2015 03:53 - United States

Today, I found out my babysitter has been selling the breastmilk I produce for my baby and replacing it with formula, while still taking my money every week. FML

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By fuck you, kid - 16/07/2014 18:56 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML

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By lockedoutbabysitter - 09/03/2010 17:19 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. Being kind, I went to grab their mail, while their 4 year old ate lunch. He locked me out, wrecked the house, and let me in right when he saw their car two hours later. I didn't get paid. I paid them. FML

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By nowimbroketoo - 22/07/2013 17:47 - Australia - Beaumaris

Today, the guy whose son I babysat for six hours straight confessed to being broke, then actually asked if he could pay me with sex instead. FML

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By spooked - 22/11/2013 06:20 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML

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Saturday 25 June 2011 1:48

video tape you taking care of the kid and claim the money

TalkinSmack 6

Saturday 25 June 2011 1:58

drop the kid off at the police station. ur roommate won't do that again.

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hrkgurl522 6

Saturday 25 June 2011 2:05

ugh that really sucks

WCARlover 34

Saturday 25 June 2011 2:06

wow you need a new roommate!

blondie1208 17

Saturday 25 June 2011 2:07

new roommate? i think yes.

iEatGuppies 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 2:07

leave your roommate a "present" in his bed. put a tag on it saying "from: the kid"

ThaHero 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 2:10

Hm that's pretty inconsiderate of your roomate OP. Try to calm the child?

jasminea 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 2:12

mrahhhhh 21

Saturday 25 June 2011 2:13

I would say offer to take care of a dog and leave it with him one day, but people are much more likely to say "**** this" and leave the dog alone than to do the same thing with a human baby. So may I suggest putting red Kool-Aid in the shower head when your roommate takes a shower (to scare them shitless and prolong the shower), and then putting itching powder on his/her underwear for the day? Nothing more hilarious then making someone have to explain to the professor and/or boss why they keep grabbing their junk.

4ugu4 7

Saturday 25 June 2011 2:18

Take the money instead and tell ur little room-mate that she ran off without paying.

sheethapins 13

Saturday 25 June 2011 2:21

Put fliers up around town advertising free baby-sitting with your room mate's number.

mrahhhhh 21

Saturday 25 June 2011 2:23

You know that people would be incredibly suspicious of that, right?

Keyman1212 14

Saturday 25 June 2011 2:27

Dump the baby in the trash like a prom night baby! Problem solved. The parents might even give you money for saving them hundreds of thousands of dollars, and years of stress due to having a child.