By bluesox4 - 06/02/2012 05:50 - United States

Today, I found out that the only thing worse than a psycho, overbearing, controlling girlfriend is a psycho, overbearing and controlling ex-girlfriend. FML
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fmessiah 17

There is one thing worse, having a psycho, overbearing, controlling ex girlfriend who is the mother of your children.

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DeathBunny218 37

Testicles are very sensitive, so If he were to suddenly grows a pair then that would make him even more vulnerable. If you want him to be tough then he should lose a pair. If you want him to be REALLY tough then he should grow a ****** -- those things can really take a pounding

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saIty 17

There's only 1 solution. Change your name to Raymond but NOT Chris because everyone loves Raymond and everyone hates Chris! *cricket noises*

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silentbutfunny 0

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!!!!!! (family guy reference)

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RedPillSucks 31

C-C-C-C- COM... damn it!!!!

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Laurenlou 24

*Random cough in audience*

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BrotherTheo 31

....WHY ARE YOU STILL READING?! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD RUN FOR YOUR LIFE MAN!!!!

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

There is no use hiding..they have a nose like a blood hound and can track you any where by that pair of crusty boxers you left there 2 years ago. The best advice if found, smile and agree with everything.

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iamabamf 17

And you're so dumb.

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TheNewGuy03 28

Just think; if you'd changed and/or added a few letters, you could have sounded less stupid. Or not, because saying "you're so right" is almost as dumb. |the kid|

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silentbutfunny 0

Im not sure, but i think "your so right" acually applies |the man|

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shizuma_fml 3

Dude that sucks but man dont worry is gonna be ok! Just make sure the authorities know just in case and she will be the first one to go get when they find u dead body

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Awsumuzzie 12

I think you mean, "man down". As in when the cops find him, it'll be too late :( right?

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DaKillaMafia 2

I suggest you start arming yourself.

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