Today, I was talking to a customer, when I choked on my spit. After I could breathe again I was so embarrassed I said the first thing that popped into my head, which was, "I'm sorry, I don't know how to swallow." FML
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Welshite
| 39
That's when he winks and responds: "Spitting is just as good."
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Tripartita
| 44
Plot twist: the OP is a stripper talking to one of her many patrons.
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jlang917
| 14
Nice one OP..
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Welshite
| 39
That's when he winks and responds: "Spitting is just as good."
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chewsef
| 17
#thatswhatSHEsaid
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Tripartita
| 44
Plot twist: the OP is a stripper talking to one of her many patrons.
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Colon_Man
| 17
Just then the store speakers started playing a muzak version of porn.
(Yes. Thank you, autocorrect. I know what I was trying to type)
(Yes. Thank you, autocorrect. I know what I was trying to type)
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gotbeer
| 7
omg hahaa thnx for the good laugh!
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Goblin182
| 26
You sound like my wife.:(
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fishinpink
| 20
OMG DUDE! hahahahahahahaaaa I know you didn't!?!
(that make me choke on MY spit and now I feel like a hypocrite)
(that make me choke on MY spit and now I feel like a hypocrite)
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guttedbrit
| 26
I've said so many embarrassing things on the phone to customers! hope the rest of the phone call went okay for you though :)
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Bearsmomma
| 30
Was it over the phone? I figured it was in person. IF it was the phone, the MUTE button is your friend!
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guttedbrit
| 26
perhaps it was in person, my mistake! but even so, when it happened to me on the phone I didn't think to mute unfortunately! I just kinda panicked and held the phone away from my face
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Bibblejomin
| 18
That's strangely adorable
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leahrb
| 7
Actually, I work at ChickfilA. And it was a face to face conversation with the customer. It all worked out tho apparently my manager finds this hilarious.
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saffy66
| 34
Classic rookie mistake - you have to start swallowing as soon as you know that spit is about to hit the back of your throat. Not after its already hit - that just leads to coughing and activation of the gag reflex. Timing is everything.
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fishinpink
| 20
no way #10 you gotta taste it first on the back of your tongue then take a big gulp and swallow that spit!
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ryannstevenn
| 11
Please stop, #14.
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fishinpink
| 20
oh chillax #17 it's just a joke
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pacman490
| 21
I think there's a mathematical formula for compounded embarrassment