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Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML

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MrsLender_fml 3

She just wants to stay close to you. Maybe it's you she wants.

damn.. cut the bitch!

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WOW! What are the odds? I hope you take half of that asshole's stuff.

why half ??? she should atleast take 75% !!!

Wow. That can't be a coincidence..

she has to be following you..,

Make sure to gather evidence so u can take everything he has!

hell yes. take the cheating bastard for everything he's got!

sourgirl101 29

Some States have no fault divorce laws. You divide everything equally. It doesn't matter what they've done. It's still 50/50.

well lets just hope she's not in one of those states... or just get a really good lawyer

sure know how to pick em

My thoughts exactly. You might want to see if it's the guys you're picking or if she has a problem. Sorry your life blows hard.

K I C K. H E R. A S S ! !

Get a divorce and slap her in the face next time you see her.

your like really pretty :)

46 you dont happen to be a gay jewish mexican prositute by any chance?

ICaughtFire 4

This is the second time I've seen you hit on maybaybe. Also the second time she has ignored you mrrawrr. Take a hint. And lay off pendatik.

I think we are all very sorry to dissapoint you, but no, he's not. you, on the other hand, are a creep and need to stop hitting on her.

54 and 55 im not hitting on her u dbags i simply let her know i thought she was a pretty person... its not like i said oo you really hot gimme ur facebook, wow i didnt know it was considered creepy to be nice.. u guys need to calm the hell down! and 54 this was the ONLY comment i posted on one of her replys she posted one on another fml u idiot so get ur facts straight...

So far i've seen you say that on 3 different FML's, and in none of them she responded. take a hint and leave her alone. being nice isn't creepy, telling her she's pretty on 3 different FML's is.

WTH is your ******* problem i havent told her on 3 different FMLs ges pretty this is the only one you fucktard so stop makig shit up! your actually an asshole :S

ZeeBest86 6

mrrawwr84 u complimented her twice on this fml (#23 & 26) and u just admitted that u complimented her on another fml...according to my calculations....that makes it 3 times..so stop getting all defensive and ugly and admit that you're a creeper...

And he also has to learn how to spell.

Oh, yeah, forgot about that one, it was epic :D

ICaughtFire 4

I was actually telling him to lay off if you. Scyooooose me. Really though, my bad, it does sound like I'm telling you to lay off when I read it.

ICaughtFire 4

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ICaughtFire 4

Love how he's denying doing it multiple times lol.

MrRawr, I think the reason maybaybe isn't replying is because she's 19 and you're 15. Well, that and you can't seem to construct a reasonably intelligible sentence and called her "like pretty". I hope you don't use that line on girls your own age, because I suspect the response would be "Like, **** off".

Doc, you are sooo epic :D

wwerulez14 6

Odds are he can't even talk to girls his age, Doc. That's why he comes on here and tries 3 different times to tell her she's "like cute". If you really have to tell someone that, send them ONE private message, and leave it at that. Then they can choose to block you if they wish, or respond. Instead you do that here, look really creepy, and also show how poorly you can form a sentence.

dude dont let them get to you! if you think she's pretty, that's your opinion! don't let what they think of you annoy you!:)

I agree with 134(:

I want to live there I heard it's great

you want to live where?

thanks 134 and 146 u guys are cool unlike those a holes who just want to find someone to pick at online everyone shud just be cool all i said was shes pretty lol

I don't have any problem with it if you tell her she's pretty, but just don't say that three times, that's just creepy.

Sounds like she's making a habit of this. beat her ass and divorce your husband.

maybe the type of person you're attracted to?anywho, fyl, but F hers as well. take it ALL!

Wow.... just wow!