Today, I found out that the April Fool's Day prank my girlfriend and best friend played on me was not a joke, and that they actually did sleep together. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, my best friend thought the best time to tell me she was sleeping with my boyfriend was while we were acting in a play. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his college and when I walked into the dorm he was lying in his bed with another girl. When he saw me he simply said, "April Fool's!" It's March 19th. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML
Today, after weeks of being engaged and with the wedding date planned, I finally told my parents. They told me it was my best April Fool's joke ever. I should've waited one more day. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Audem_fml 27
Sorry for you :/ No one deserves that.
MmmPinkTacos 11
Sounds like them being true friends was the real prank...
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (114)
Mynamewontfi 40
Joke is on your probably ex-best friend (if they are now together). If she decides to sleep with someone else while she's in a relationship, she might do it again. You deserve a better friend and girlfriend.
Shadowsofthedead 10
Sounds like the only April Fools were the girlfriend and the other guy. And by "Fools", I mean "Assholes". Sorry about the crappy friends, OP.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Why is it ALWAYS the best friend?
smokecloud_ 37
One of many reasons I, as a female, prefer male friends. Although if I had more gay friends I suppose it could become an issue...
Mynamewontfi 40
#38 I don't know what you're implying, but when I hang out with someone, I don't see them as potential relationship material or fuckbuddy. Pretty sure the reason why it's most of the time the best friend who sleeps with the partner of their friend, is because they probably know eachother well and hang out a lot and something about "the grass is always greener..." Sorry, my English skills are lacking atm so I hope my comment is readable.
doctorhook86 25
How would having more male friends make the OP's girlfriend LESS likely to cheat? Actually, forget all that. Let's talk about the fact that this FML has a lot less to do with gender and sexuality and a lot more to do with people who are douchebags/holes.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
"douchebags/holes" Doucheholes? ...what?
revelation11B 10
@72, at least they aren't douchecanoes.
smokecloud_ 37
What I was implying is my SO's would be unlikely to cheat with my friends, since most of my friends are straight males, and I also date straight males. Not that they're any less likely to cheat than anyone else, just not with anyone I consider a close friend. Make sense now?
kilullu 16
Oh OP, I'm so sorry that they would do such a thing. At least they told you instead of keeping it a secret. Also, you should ditch those assholes and move on from their petty asses
mchmelev1993 10
Ohhhhhh myyy goddddd if that wouldve been me what!!! Heads would of rolled!!
glabberfasted 16
Why do you use would've correctly the first time, and then go ahead and say "would of" in the same sentence?
Liyuesigs 8
Just how do you plan on being a lawyer speaking/writing like you do
weveallbeenthere 30
bad joke. not very funny at all.
AviKerensky 17
Time to dump 'em both.
sh3lbst3r 8
Even as a joke that's not funny, and potentially dangerous. I would have Hulked out before they could even say April Fools.
chuka81 27
Give her an early Easter gift and break up.
rbalboa76 5
Can't be that "best" of a friend if he sleeps with your girlfriend
TheDrifter 24
Everyone needs that one skanky "best" friend. You know they'd sleep with your boyfriend/girlfriend if given half a chance, so you can use them to weed out the ones who would cheat on you.