Today, I found out that shouting 'arsehole' at a speeding car is not a good idea. Two chavs MIGHT just turn around, drive onto the pavement and push you into a bush. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I had a “Fuck you” shouting match with a guy who'd tailgated me in the slow lane through an active school zone. I flipped him off when he finally passed, which admittedly wasn’t my best move. He ended up beside me, windows down, where we verbally sparred like teenagers in a dick swinging contest. Regrettably. FML
Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML
Today, I was verbally abused by a guy in a 4-wheel-drive twat-tank for listening to music on my iPod while I was "blocking the way." I was standing on the footpath waiting for a bus. At a bus stop. FML
Today, I tried to point out to a chap in a van waiting at the lights that his tyre was flat, and that the rim had been spitting sparks all the way down the road. I was told in no uncertain terms, “Mind your own bleedin' business!” FML
Today, I was driving down a one-way street, when some raging dumbass came screaming the wrong way down the road at me. My instant reaction was to brake and give the guy a chance to do the same. His instant reaction was to keep going and wreck my car. FML
Today, a girl seemed to be tailgating me while I was driving home. I ended up letting her past as I didn’t like it, so I pulled into the next petrol station. She did too, so I thought I’d ask her why she was tailgating me. She asked what I was going to do about it, before kneeing me in the balls. FML
Today, I was driving through a crossroad on the main road. A driver from the right got road rage, as I didn't let him go first. He drove past me and started brake-checking me. After that he followed me over whole city to scream and curse at me in front of my flat. I didn't break any the laws. FML
Today, I noticed a flashy car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML
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Top comments
SpankyMcThrust 6
I hate Chavs. And I live in America for Christ's sake.
lunargh 7
In the UK, we don't have gangsta, we have chavvy. Baseball caps, tracksuits, eyebrow piercings, shaven heads and a deep and pressing urge to tack 'innit blud?' (isn't that right, mate?) onto the end of every sentence.
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Comments (64)
nolimits 0
Were they driving a Chavrolet?
darkpath 0
they cant be chavs... if they were they woulda kept driving and started crying
DUGE 0
suck my balls nerds
pedotroll 0
finally. some decent trolling. p.s.-are they hairy?
Se7enfreaxxx 0
arsehole?
Squit_fml 16
FYL, since the guys doing such things usually ARE arseholes.
RequiemCube 0
In these situations, OP, it is best to remember the wise words of Master Tang: "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with the stick."
chadwick110480 0
I just learned what a "chav" is from all you, I am now a little smarter. thanks. you comment posting people are so smart I love it, not joking btw, sometimes I laugh my ass off, lmao, I know. then sometimes I learn. so this Bud is for you, yes you mister/miss comment poster, you fill my heart with laughter, and my head with knowledge. So keep on postin. :-)
chadwick110480 0
also. YDI OP. don't yell stuff at strangers, that shit can get you shot where I live. dumb ass.
dzerzhinsky 0
YDI for being from zummerzet. inbreds the lot of them.
pet_virus 0
You're a basterd, you're just jealous of our awesome cider drinking/making skills =P I feel for you OP, chavs seem to be becoming more common in our once peaceful county D: