Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Burning irony
Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Trust
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Expert level
Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML
Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML
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perdix 31
He ****** you both simultaneously. You financially and her literally. Or in the ass.
MissGreenT 0
ironic much?
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Comments (143)
nokillnobeepbeep 0
How dare you!? He is just trying to help you out. You see, he discovered that the rift between you two was that she wasn't being satisfied. So he took it upon himself that penetrate that growing bubble of animosity and dissatisfaction she had of you. It just so happens that it meant penetrating the rift between her legs. Does no good deed go unpunished!? You should be shaking his hand, mmhmm!
perdix 31
He ****** you both simultaneously. You financially and her literally. Or in the ass.
idiq 0
+1
emolilyx 0
I love irony.
CyclonePsycho 1
Whoa, new record. I've never laughed aloud at two FML in a row, haha. I'm sorry OP but this is being favorited immediately. [+1 @ #16]
fukdover 0
Thats ****** up, wow people get around....
army1312at 0
Did you get a refund haha.
g_love_glove 0
Came here to say this. The lawsuits are wishful thinking. License revocation is also far fetched (probably because he is a counselor with lower/no accreditation than a real psychiatrist). A refund is certainly due. If you took your car to the mechanic to get the engine fixed and he took your money and ****** your car you would want you money back and to not drive that car anymore.
Listen2Music 0
i kno you all see the irony in this
GongButterfly 0
haha that sux, but it is classic
inmyroom 1
sounds to me like the perfect plot for a porno :P
123e3 0
LOL