mster233
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
The key
Today, I ran into my parents' bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door, my parents were on top of each other, laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML
RubyRed213
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML
GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
kte
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my parents bought a stripper pole, my mom even hired a stripper to teach her some "moves." I'm scared to go in their room now. FML
Anonymous
Cincinnati, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Excuse me
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
SendHelpAndBleach
🌶️ Spicy
Welcome home
Today, I decided to surprise my parents who I haven’t seen in a while. They weren’t home, but I still have a key so I let myself in. When I went to my old room to put down my bags, I was greeted by a sex swing. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Imma head out
Today, I heard my step-dad hitting my mom, and her begging him to stop, so I grabbed my cricket bat, ran in, and almost brained him. Luckily I stopped in time, because they were both naked having sex. Apparently my mom likes extreme spanking. Eww. FML
Can't Unsee
🌶️ Spicy
Sharing is caring
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
bdsam
Yuck.
Today, I found out that the sleeping mask I'd been using for months was actually part of a BDSM kit. I found the rest of it in my dad's room. FML
Top comments
Lozza111 0
but you didn't find the whipped cream?
Aoifexzx 3
no condoms? guess thats why ur here then...
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Comments (108)
Faizaru 0
You're just assuming things. They could be Slave owners. (No offence to anyone. :D)
Poster_Pastry 0
yummy
annhilator1134 0
were they fuzzy?
ErinKampe 0
maybe you shouldn't snoop in their fridge (:
girlinscrubs 0
Stop snooping through your parents' things! YDI.
ijustcolored 7
What I want to now is how you found these items. Don't people usually keep those particular things hidden?
sohomomo 2
what's wrong with that?
imright24 0
They didn't leave them on the kitchen counter so YDI.
lauralea2010 3
lol... were they fuzzy handcuffs?? :)
xohockeyfreak10x 0
hahah this is kinky op lol;-p