FML : Today, I smelled a terrible odor in my house. It seemed to be coming from everywhere. At first, I thought it might be rotten food or a dead animal, then...

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Today, I smelled a terrible odor in my house. It seemed to be coming from everywhere. At first, I thought it might be rotten food or a dead animal, then I realized it was my own breath. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 21 April 2017 21:00 / Italy

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By MitiMiki | 11

#7442495 - Friday 21 April 2017 09:56

Joking aside, unless it was due to lack of oral hygiene, sudden onset of halitosis can be a sign of a more serious medical issue.

By species4872 | 19

#7442480 - Friday 21 April 2017 09:16

Go visit the ex girlfriend. Tell her you want to talk.

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By RichardPencil | 22

#7442477 - Friday 21 April 2017 09:08

Road kill pizza is just not worth it.

By species4872 | 19

#7442480 - Friday 21 April 2017 09:16

Go visit the ex girlfriend. Tell her you want to talk.

By Eashy | 16

#7442494 - Friday 21 April 2017 09:55

Do you brush your teeth?

By MitiMiki | 11

#7442495 - Friday 21 April 2017 09:56

Joking aside, unless it was due to lack of oral hygiene, sudden onset of halitosis can be a sign of a more serious medical issue.

By Razell | 11

#7442497 - Friday 21 April 2017 09:57

...well, you first instinct wasn't wrong - dead animal in the form of rotten food is a common cause of bad breath... Time to floss?

By Glowworm56 | 19

#7442501 - Friday 21 April 2017 10:03

It's like the hygienic version of a horror movie where the protagonist turns out to be the monster all along.

By Thor1012 | 27

#7442581 - Saturday 22 April 2017 01:06

um... dentist time? or spend some quality time catching up with your toothbrush and dental floss

By Dominus101 | 16

#7442599 - Saturday 22 April 2017 01:54

Halitosis is no joke ! please get that taken care of OP

By Balphleair | 22

#7442600 - Saturday 22 April 2017 01:56

Diverticulitis?

By Briianz | 1

#7442628 - Saturday 22 April 2017 05:28

Thank you for using "smelled" and not "smelt."

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