Today, I found out that my mom isn't coming to see me for Christmas. Instead she'll be spending it in jail for a DUI and battery. Thank you to my cocklick of an aunt for taking a recovering alcoholic to a bar and pressuring her into relapse. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
Today, whilst at my new step-dad's Christmas lunch, my mother spiked my drink so that I would look worse than her in front of her new mother-in-law. FML
Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML
Today, my mom offered to drive us into the city after Christmas. I told her months ago that I wasn't getting in a car she was driving, because I don't trust her not to secretly drink and drive. I guess she either forgot or didn't think I meant it. Now I have to tell her again, two days before flying down there. FML
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
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herpaderpaherp 17
What a bitch, I'm so sorry OP
olpally 33
The aunt should be the one in jail. What a ****.
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Comments (47)
EmperorChowilio 21
Is she not an adult to make her own decisions?
commandercolbert 6
ur aunts a piece of shit
ZackL624 5
Cocklick? Am I the only one? Lol dude tbh OP, your mother is well old to understand the consequences of her action. Don't blame your aunt as much as your mom. It's her fault she gave in to peer pressure. 12 steps my man
Shade1982 21
The aunt is easily just as much at fault as the mum. Being a recovering alcoholic, she obviously already has low self-control. The aunt was most likely aware of this and still took her...
greggly123 6
Well your family sounds like a bunch of winners!!
c_morefield 2
I've had it happen too, stay strong
fantasyworld 39
That is evil and low of her. I'd encourage your mom to cut ties with her.
millsjoshua949 12
How do you know that's what happened? Because your alcoholic mother said so? Gullible much?