Today, I found out that my mom isn't coming to see me for Christmas. Instead she'll be spending it in jail for a DUI and battery. Thank you to my cocklick of an aunt for taking a recovering alcoholic to a bar and pressuring her into relapse. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
Today, whilst at my new step-dad's Christmas lunch, my mother spiked my drink so that I would look worse than her in front of her new mother-in-law. FML
Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML
Today, my mom offered to drive us into the city after Christmas. I told her months ago that I wasn't getting in a car she was driving, because I don't trust her not to secretly drink and drive. I guess she either forgot or didn't think I meant it. Now I have to tell her again, two days before flying down there. FML
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
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herpaderpaherp 17
What a bitch, I'm so sorry OP
olpally 33
The aunt should be the one in jail. What a ****.
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Comments (47)
christian2234 15
Wow there's so many things to do yet the bar is always #1!!!
brywhit80 3
Put all the blame on your aunt. Seems logical.
stargirl_95 24
If I were you, I would try to convince your mother to cut ties with your aunt. Yes, your mother should not have given into pressure but people who will pressure her to drink should not be anywhere near her.
simsgirlgem 25
keep your mother at your house and tell your Aunt she's not allowed there my dad has been sober for eighteen years and if some jack ass caused him to relapse I have to kick their ass
loveingit 7
The alcoholic went to the bar. And then picked to drive stuck after that!! Sounds like mom is a cocklick. Good luck making dinner
sythe511 28
Cocklick? I've never heard that one before.
Tressa1982 18
I think I just relived my entire childhood! Just add weekly visits to the jail for visitation and work release as a bartender at a bar to that!
NodakN8V 25
Gotta love holiday family get togethers...
dptscorpio113 3
cocklick haha make your aunt pay to bail your mom out of jail and lawyers fees etc.
hedurr 4
I'm in AA. No one shoved a drink down your mom's throat. Your aunt AND mom are to blame.