Today, I found out that my mom isn't coming to see me for Christmas. Instead she'll be spending it in jail for a DUI and battery. Thank you to my cocklick of an aunt for taking a recovering alcoholic to a bar and pressuring her into relapse. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
Today, whilst at my new step-dad's Christmas lunch, my mother spiked my drink so that I would look worse than her in front of her new mother-in-law. FML
Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML
Today, my mom offered to drive us into the city after Christmas. I told her months ago that I wasn't getting in a car she was driving, because I don't trust her not to secretly drink and drive. I guess she either forgot or didn't think I meant it. Now I have to tell her again, two days before flying down there. FML
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
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herpaderpaherp 17
What a bitch, I'm so sorry OP
olpally 33
The aunt should be the one in jail. What a ****.
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Comments (47)
ccdude14 4
Agreed. Your aunt is a bitch but your Mom is still responsible and should not be forgiven for her own role
MidnaLink 35
What's the chance that "Mrs. Battery-and-DUI" only had that first drink just to get your "cocklick" of an aunt to shut the **** up.
robertmil90 10
Who does that ?!?!?
142_cats 13
I love that "cocklick" insult. I wish people like her would just stop be assholes. That aunt should be in ******* jail, not your mother.
d4m4s74 12
Well, both should be in jail really.
pita1331 7
As a recovering addict myself i understand how people, places, and things have such an impact on ones sobriety and I'm very sorry you have to deal with an Aunt who clearly doesn't care about your moms sobriety...try to have a Merry Christmas OP
vb68_fml 28
Your aunt is an evil person! So sorry OP
TheCrispyCat 20
My uncle is sitting in jail for Christmas for being a drug addict, he is released on the 27th.
GogglesOnDuck 4
"cocklick"? that's new and very creative.
FelicityWishes 32
Merry Christmas :(
sarahbevan20 11
All i got from this was cocklick. I'm going to start using that.
sempiternal80816 9
me too