Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Doing the rounds
Today, my best friend admitted to me that he and my girlfriend have been cheating behind my back for the past two months. The reason he finally admitted it? Because she's now cheating on him with another one of our friends. FML
Betrayal!
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML
Three's a crowd
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
Today, I told the man my girlfriend has been cheating on me with all about her infidelity. He didn't get angry; he just said that he knew, that they were in an open relationship, and that I was pretty stupid to have not figured it out sooner. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, I found out that the April Fool's Day prank my girlfriend and best friend played on me was not a joke, and that they actually did sleep together. FML
Top comments
yoimtrollin 24
Time to ditch the bitch. You deserve better
xyadove 8
You need more informative friends
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Comments (103)
RZW 10
Assumption is the mother of all f**k ups...
awilliams44 9
Well apparently you didn't....
JMichael 26
Time to change your social standings I think. Better friends, better girlfriend, hell why not just move somewhere new?
an3ph 20
Maybe he's part of the sleeper cell?
Mysterious_one 26
man.. u r soo unlucky with either friends and girlfriends...
molleyla 7
Time to get a new girlfriend & all new friends.
rich4mysmile 2
What's her number? is she cute?
tricklingrain 13
I dislike people who cheat on their bf/gf. I cannot fathom why don't they break up with your current bf/gf before sleeping around. OP, just break up with her! She isn't worth your time and effort. You will find someone who is infinitely times better than her.
iiyahkinz 9
Sometimes no matter how close the person is to you, they don't want to be the bearer of bad news
culito_fml 10
Maybe he did her too