Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, my best friend admitted to me that he and my girlfriend have been cheating behind my back for the past two months. The reason he finally admitted it? Because she's now cheating on him with another one of our friends. FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
Today, I told the man my girlfriend has been cheating on me with all about her infidelity. He didn't get angry; he just said that he knew, that they were in an open relationship, and that I was pretty stupid to have not figured it out sooner. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, I found out that the April Fool's Day prank my girlfriend and best friend played on me was not a joke, and that they actually did sleep together. FML
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yoimtrollin 24
Time to ditch the bitch. You deserve better
xyadove 8
You need more informative friends
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Comments (103)
justtheotherguy 12
R.I.P. OP
Enslaved 38
I once told my close friend that I found out that her boyfriend cheated on her. She stayed with him. Her boyfriend resented that I ratted him out and that caused problems with us. I lost a great friend! I now stay out of people's private business. "Damned if you do, damned if you don't."
Dodge4x4Ram 46
your an excellent friend
lifeofpie25 16
you will get a bew gf but its hard to make good frnds
8born8 18
who needs enemies with friends like these? if they seriously thought that it was ok, that they thought you were ok with it, your social circle needs dramatic editing. I feel bad for you OP, I hope you find better people to be your friends and a real woman who'll respect and love you completely.
jagged_glory 12
I would punch all of them
NodakN8V 25
Sorry bro. I feel your pain. Went through something similar only she was my wife and I was on a 7 month deployment when I found out.
thegreycat_fml 12
I have the urge to throw thing at your wife. So not acceptable, what she did.
Retrokitty 9
Not sure what's worse O.o
AngryD 9
wow with friends like that who needs enemies
Ray_of_midnight 23
DTMFA. As far as the friends' reaction, maybe she was lying through her teeth and saying that the relationship with OP was an open one, or that she and OP were poly. The friends, if misinformed, could have thought that the whole thing was consensual.
thegreycat_fml 12
"You humans"? What, are you a particuraly clever begonia?