coolcocoxxx
Mississauga, Canada
Today, I found out that my crush didn't remember calling me beautiful, telling me he liked me, or any of the other romantic things he said to me while drunk last night. He did however remember me promising to bake him cookies. FML
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heytrollhey 12
The drunken mind speaks the sober thoughts.
racerapj 10
Better get started on those cookies ^_^
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Keoaratr 9
Can I have some as well?
isamisis 9
The way to a man's heart...
meso222 8
Actually the fastest way is through his chest... Cookies just don't come with all the other problem...
nic1183 2
He is either shy or he is a jerk!
iiloki 6
If you're gonna remember one thing, it will always be the cookies.
perdix 31
The solution is obvious: 1. Buy milk, eggs, flour, sugar, chocolate chips, baking powder, whiskey and a gold ring. 2. Mix first six ingredients well, put 1" drops on a greased cookie sheet and bake for 12 minutes at 350F. 3. Present cookies and whiskey to crush. 4. When he is passed-out drunk, put on the ring and invite your families to celebrate your surprise wedding. 5. ???? 6. Profit YWIA
Enslaved 38
I did it all for the nookie, c'mon The nookie, c'mon So you can take that COOKIE And stick it up your yeah! Stick it up your yeah! Stick it up your yeah!
tpike1296 11
Oh Limp Bizkit and their surprisingly applicable song lyrics.
laden_swallow09 35
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Get to baking!
CettinaMarie 4
Ah, sounds like something my boyfriend would say. Forget about all the nice things he has said to me but will remember anything that has to do with food. LOL
wolverine47 10
Down here no one can see me strip to the macarena...
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
False, we do.
skyeyez9 25
Tell him you don't remember anything about baking him cookies.