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coolcocoxxx Mississauga, Canada

Today, I found out that my crush didn't remember calling me beautiful, telling me he liked me, or any of the other romantic things he said to me while drunk last night. He did however remember me promising to bake him cookies. FML

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For anyone wondering, he didn't get the cookies. And it was before he started flirting with me... His birthday was coming up soo

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heytrollhey 12

The drunken mind speaks the sober thoughts.

Better get started on those cookies ^_^

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Back to the kitchen

Get into that kitchen and make some cookies then! ;)

How did you find out that he didn't remember? Cause I can only imagine how awkward it would be asking "Do you remember calling me beautiful, saying you liked me, or any of the other romantic things you said last night?"

Your picture fits perfectly

Usually guys say that for sex. But cookies though... Seems legit

oh the wonders of being drunk...

Well you know what they say, drunken words reveal true thoughts and feelings thanks to the liquid courage. Plus the way to a man heart is through his stomach... so bake those cookies! :)

Maybe you should put whatever you slipped into his drink in those cookies lol

JessieLoren 5

Go and bake those cookies! What drunk people say is their sober thoughts! (:

make those cookies with love

livenatso 10

Maybe he's just pretending not to remember.