Love: Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep.... - FML

By weirdesout - 05/06/2010 02:03 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

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yarbles 3

Saturday 5 June 2010 9:19

sleep with your penis out

trippydoll 4

Saturday 5 June 2010 9:14

Awww how sweet. Dont act like you dont like it.

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AFuckinCrocodile 6

Monday 22 August 2011 9:17

It's a meme dumbass!!! Shows how much you know!

AFuckinCrocodile 6

Monday 22 August 2011 9:24

That's horrible,you should press charges or something.Is that considered rape?

alival 12

Sunday 16 October 2011 17:50

Wow um awkward

shannonfeliz 0

Friday 25 November 2011 23:17

That's sexy. Threesome???

chasemoehlman 1

Sunday 11 December 2011 21:40

Ouch...

ppl2ppl 4

Thursday 29 December 2011 7:31

Ugh, who ever keeps saying the word "hella" on here knock it the **** off it has got to be the stupidest word I have heard do you even hear how dumb it sounds when you say it? ****.

ImTheAlpha 30

Sunday 18 March 2012 5:27

Aww, just admit you like it. Lol, he could be humping you in your sleep, be grateful that's all he does.

umusicismydrugu 0

Tuesday 10 April 2012 5:26

wtf is all this BS about Texas. _.

YourMoms_BF 2

Friday 22 June 2012 20:13

RUN RUN RUN and don't look back.

StayStupidBaby 6

Monday 22 October 2012 6:31

He probably likes you. Give him a chance. :)

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