Love: Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep....

By weirdesout - 05/06/2010 02:03 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

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By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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By billjoebob424 - 10/03/2016 00:01 - Canada

Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 23:00 - Canada

Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML

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By helpme - 03/05/2017 02:00

Today, my gay best friend slept over, as he has many times during the past three years of our friendship. This time, however, he confessed to me that he's only pretended to be gay to get closer to me because he's in love with me. I've allowed my stalker to sleep in my house and in my bed for three years. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 10:00 - Sierra Leone

Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML

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By backstabbed - 29/10/2011 07:22 - Australia

Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML

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By Uknowwh - 04/11/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend and the guy I had a crush on for 2 years are getting married. The worst part is that they've been dating for 2 years in secret, and just came out about it now. I've been telling her for 2 years how much I like him, and she's encouraged me the whole time. FML

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Saturday 5 June 2010 9:19

sleep with your penis out

trippydoll 4

Saturday 5 June 2010 9:14

Awww how sweet. Dont act like you dont like it.

Comments

NewYorklady 0

Monday 2 May 2011 22:41

That is a nice friends ^^

jtdm25 2

Sunday 8 May 2011 14:29

that's a bit awkward...

Squiddlysquid 9

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:48

D'aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I_Am_Blacklight 2

Wednesday 25 May 2011 5:48

Is it wrong that I find that hot?

Saraahx97 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 1:33

Aweeh :) im not gonna lie, this is kind of adorable. support him if hes coming out.

stewie1744 0

Friday 8 July 2011 7:23

how did u find out?

Neonazi 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 21:12

Theres nothing wrong with that , if your gay

SydneyG 0

Friday 22 July 2011 8:22

....fail lol

cammielovesyou 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 2:25

that's… weird

cammielovesyou 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 2:25

that's… weird

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