Love: Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep....

By weirdesout - 05/06/2010 02:03 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

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By SalemSyfer - 25/01/2021 10:57 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2020 06:32 - India - Kaul

Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML

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By 13a5ic H1p5t3r - 15/08/2016 03:58 - United States - Spencer

Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML

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By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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By billjoebob424 - 10/03/2016 00:01 - Canada

Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 23:00 - Canada

Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML

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The long game

By helpme - 03/05/2017 02:00

Today, my gay best friend slept over, as he has many times during the past three years of our friendship. This time, however, he confessed to me that he's only pretended to be gay to get closer to me because he's in love with me. I've allowed my stalker to sleep in my house and in my bed for three years. FML

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Love is love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 10:00 - Sierra Leone

Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML

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By backstabbed - 29/10/2011 07:22 - Australia

Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML

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By Uknowwh - 04/11/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend and the guy I had a crush on for 2 years are getting married. The worst part is that they've been dating for 2 years in secret, and just came out about it now. I've been telling her for 2 years how much I like him, and she's encouraged me the whole time. FML

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yarbles 3

Saturday 5 June 2010 9:19

sleep with your penis out

trippydoll 4

Saturday 5 June 2010 9:14

Awww how sweet. Dont act like you dont like it.

Comments

bigbangvip1 7

Wednesday 8 May 2013 3:03

Awww thats actually really cute, he likes you :)

Samba1234 13

Monday 13 May 2013 20:34

haha how did you find out?

SavannahSunshine 26

Saturday 20 July 2013 11:52

Kisses? That implies that he's done it before... Someone's a hard sleeper!

loidnerdy101 10

Thursday 13 February 2014 21:25

Lucky you.

annalivlivliv 20

Thursday 12 March 2015 13:11

I smell fanfiction

annoyedperson 25

Monday 29 June 2015 15:54

what is the fan of the fiction

Bi0xHazard 18

Tuesday 30 June 2015 5:32

I don't understand why people think it's weird to sleep next to your BEST FRIEND; same sex or not, I do it quite often.

TishaHowlett 7

Tuesday 21 July 2015 5:12

that's creepy

tomvertigo 17

Friday 1 January 2016 17:05

Your best friend wants benefits.

gabsaad 10

Thursday 14 January 2016 13:46

Dude that is weird people that are saying he is being a drama queen honestly he is trying not to be the queen as much as the king

iam2fat4u 15

Thursday 31 March 2016 7:17

Kill him

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