Love: Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep....

By weirdesout - 05/06/2010 02:03 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

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Saturday 5 June 2010 9:19

sleep with your penis out

trippydoll 4

Saturday 5 June 2010 9:14

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Laxer21 0

Friday 18 June 2010 5:02

kick his ass. it's because of obama that people think this shit is ok

cooldrummerb 2

Friday 18 June 2010 5:52

#87 lol probally does

Gorellahunter 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 5:13

wtf....here is some good advice, shoot yourself

Rico4Yu 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 21:49

squirrel aids!

waffenfabrik 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 5:40

How disgusting! You mustn't tolerate that! Punishment should be in order. Unless you wanted that, don't see why anyone would, he shouldn't.

lcfbaybee 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 18:11

killa723 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 22:19

pathetic wat kinda friends do u make

XLauraNell 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 15:39

Oh Gosh Dude, That's Gotta Suck :O

cloudfallen 6

Wednesday 7 July 2010 22:31

u should kick him ''were it hurts'' in his slep :]

HintsV2 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 11:06

And you posted this in the love section... are you serious?!

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