Love: Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep.... - FML

By weirdesout - 05/06/2010 02:03 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend kisses me while I sleep. We're both guys. FML

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Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 23:00 - Canada

Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML

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By helpme - 03/05/2017 02:00

Today, my gay best friend slept over, as he has many times during the past three years of our friendship. This time, however, he confessed to me that he's only pretended to be gay to get closer to me because he's in love with me. I've allowed my stalker to sleep in my house and in my bed for three years. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 10:00 - Sierra Leone

Today, it was my best friend's wedding. The night ended with her in tears outside her hotel suite, where she confessed that she has a serious crush on me. I have a serious crush on her too. We're both straight women. I'm really confused. FML

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Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML

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By Uknowwh - 04/11/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend and the guy I had a crush on for 2 years are getting married. The worst part is that they've been dating for 2 years in secret, and just came out about it now. I've been telling her for 2 years how much I like him, and she's encouraged me the whole time. FML

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yarbles 3

Saturday 5 June 2010 9:19

sleep with your penis out

trippydoll 4

Saturday 5 June 2010 9:14

Awww how sweet. Dont act like you dont like it.

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yeahreally 6

Sunday 6 June 2010 17:05

uhmmm. tell him you guys are just friends lmfaooo

xsheislegendxx 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 20:11

Lol.

vickieyeah 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 20:27

ok wait! AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH lmfao

yenegon710 1

Sunday 6 June 2010 23:57

I don't get how this is cute. It's creepy, and wrong. You don't just kiss people in their sleep. It's really weird. Maybe he has a reason, maybe he has a crush, maybe he's confused, but it doesn't give him an excuse. OP, confront him, because that is definitely wrong.

denton12345 0

Monday 7 June 2010 1:55

haha markseattle. just sayin.... haha

X_Life_Sucks_X 0

Monday 7 June 2010 4:10

So your friend is a homosexual. Big deal. As long as you make it clear that you don't feel the same way about him he won't do it anymore.

Cocopuffy 0

Monday 7 June 2010 5:07

Is that all he was doing?

jellybeans4833 7

Monday 7 June 2010 5:53

nice nice...you shouldve slapped him and been like it's over !then run away! for ur liifeee

n33mb 0

Monday 7 June 2010 14:24

Time to get a new best friend!

ash92_fml 0

Monday 7 June 2010 15:32

That sounds slightly illegal.

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