DEDMan
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Ben
United States
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Not the daddy-o
The boy is mine
Today, I found out that I’m not the father of my “son” but I'm his uncle. The only thing my wife did was to shrug and say, “Shit happens.” FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Anonymous
Hi uncle, I'm dad
Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML
nick
Federal Way, United States
Souvenir
Today, I found out my son’s middle name was named after my wife’s muscled up highschool ex-boyfriend who cheated on her and who she sometimes still brings up. She tells me it’s nothing and still acts like I’m crazy for communicating my worry to her. FML
Jessica
United Kingdom
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
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NostalgiaFreak9 43
Sweet Home Alabama
whiskey'swino 15
If it is her "favorite uncle" wouldn't it be her mother or fathers brother? The kid's "favorite uncle" doesn't make sense.
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ViviMage 40
The Y chromosome is passed down from father to son more or less unchanged. But if it's a maternal uncle, the Y will be different on the mother's side of the family. Better have Maury investigative!
ciph3r 10
What do you mean, “Sweet Home Alabama”? This shit has either West Virginia or Mississippi written all over it. In Alabama, it would have been her, “favorite cousin”.
Leeono 26
Uncle is a weird first name for a kid......
Takegami 22
Get your DNA tested