Today, I found out that if someone flushes a toilet the same time I'm starting the washing machine, my house will flood. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I learned that taking a shower right before your house starts flooding is the human equivalent to washing your car right before it starts raining. Only much worse. FML
Today, I learned that when the power goes out at my house, my family thinks you can no longer flush the toilet. FML
Today, I'm stuck at home waiting on a plumber to come fix the flooding in my basement. The flooding happens when any sink, shower, or toilet in the house is used. Today is also the day that I started my period. Without water. FML
Today, I was using the toilet at a friend's house when the toilet made a strange gurgling noise. Thinking it was just old plumbing, I flushed. The water started rising... and rising. Before I knew it, water, and whatever was in the toilet, began overflowing and flooding the bathroom. I had to go ask for help, and a mop. FML
Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML
Today, I overloaded the washing machine and it flooded the downstairs. The flooring will have to be scrapped and drywall replaced. It's 100% my fault. Did I mention this is not my house? FML
Today, I finally made the connection between people in my apartment building flushing their toilets, and my running shower water becoming scalding hot. This wouldn't be quite as bad if there weren't six floors to the building, with twenty units on each. FML
Today, I realized that every time I hear running water, I have less than a minute to find a toilet or I'll pee my pants. FML
Today, I discovered that when I sleep, I go to the bathroom to poop and don’t flush the toilet. I live with three roommates who all wake up before I do. FML
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Top comments
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Your waste outflow pipes are blocked or clogged up. Call a plumber.
Queensland 27
Time to call two of every animal.
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Comments (57)
angelitared 27
Get ready to give ur arm and leg to the plumber!!!!!!!!
Jac_d_ipper 10
I am a plumber and wont charge you an arm & leg, could just work only for boobs like yours!!!
Jac_d_ipper 10
I am a plumber and won't charge you an arm & leg instead cud just work for boobs like yours!!!
imlifeless2 25
That is one damn morbid plumber, then.
DocBastard 40
So if I'm reading this right, your toilets flush into your washing machine? Sounds like the plumbers were high when they installed your pipes.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
No Doc, it's just like the human body - all waste pipes eventually meet at the same...erm...exit hole(s).
HowieDoIt 21
Here's hoping the contents of each one don't mix!
perdix 31
So, where does the shit go? And I'm not talking about your ratty-ass clothes.
ManInTheMachine 20
If your toilet and washing machine had connected pipes, you either have a really clean toilet or really dirty clothes. Either way, you should get that fixed pronto.
Philintheblankz 14
Go home plumbing. You're drunk.
worldclassrager 41
Well that's a wet one (couldn't resist)... Call a plumber and get your pipes checked out so you can get that cleaned up......no pun intended...some sham wows might help until then...
Poetaster 10
Call a plumber now. This is not a healty situation
kitkat_16_ 7
Lmaooo
yourmurderscenex 13
sounds like a nice game of flushing roulette.