Today, I found out that I puke and then pass out at the sight of blood. I am a 16 year old girl expecting hundreds of periods to come. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, at the ripe age of 20, I spent the early hours of my morning violently vomiting blood every time I got too warm. I then had the pleasure of shitting in a plastic container for a stool sample, due to said problem, after one and half hours of sleep. FML
Today, I fainted in the lunch line at school due to extreme period cramps, and ended up having to get seven stitches on my face. This is the third time I've fainted because of my period this year. FML
Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML
Today, I was leaving school to get tested for peptic ulcers, because my stomach has been hurting for a few months. To wish me luck, one of my friends gave me a friendly punch in the stomach. I threw up blood. FML
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML
Today, after I went in for surgery, I came out of extremely anemic from blood loss. As soon as I got home, I started my period. FML
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thank you, your FML was submitted, and will appear the moderation soon!
Top comments
DevineLegacy 0
haven't you seen blood before you turned 16?
alice_xoxo 0
periods suck >:(
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (413)
daydreambeliever 0
I got mine at 17. I was worried something was wrong with me. I'm 20 now and its incredibly regular and lasts two days. Always has been that way. Also its light and I don't get cramps. I mostly just get annoyed with the whole dealio but reading all the commenting from the other ladies makes me feel lucky!
athiest_pope 0
206 comments wow
plethora 3
I really want this to turn into a 400-comment overshare marathon like the last period FML. TMI FTW!
cherry_blossom 0
I wouldn't say "chunky" really. More like "clumpy." I dunno, it's hard to describe.....ah...."gooey" is a good word, eh? "Chunky" just makes me think of, like, chunks of meat or something.
effmalyfe 0
If you read the typo literally it sounds pretty hot to me.
macc55 2
that sucks
cocky 0
you're 16 and just got your period? WTF.
DeathMetal666 0
Grow the **** up... I cum blood all the time, ************
Syldoran 0
I suggest seeing a doctor about that one. Though I admit that I won't feel sorry if you lose the ability to reproduce.
masterofpups 0
deathmetal666 huh, i take it ur a Cannibal Corpse fan and that's where you got the "I Cum Blood" from
hayride1987 0
o boo hoo... poor you! i cant believe you have to deal with having your period.... SUCK IT UP AND DEAL... stop whining! ... besides im pretty sure your period isnt even really blood but rather menstrual fluid, which is different. so stop being such a baby! grow up!
Syldoran 0
For people who are calling OP a wuss: This is, at heart, a case of hemophobia. A phobia is an IRRATIONAL fear of something that a person usually has no control over whatsoever. An ex-friend of mine suffered from hemophobia, and while I don't know how she fared during her time of the month (I didn't find it necessary to ask), she couldn't watch scary movies or look at any blood whatsoever without getting dizzy or feeling sick or otherwise. Some people also don't like the sight of their own blood, like the OP may feel, and so knowing that blood (among other bodily tissues) is pouring out of her can be quite a scary notion. People have phobias of butterflies, long words, any bad luck associated with the number 13, and being turned into a pumpkin. (No joke on that last one; I unfortunately do not remember the term for it.) Hell, there's a phobia for damn near everything. Blood is certainly more rational than being turned into a pumpkin.