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By handyman13 - 25/07/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I found out that I have a warrant for my arrest, because I was fishing without a fishing license. FML

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Today, I went fishing. Not only did I lose the fish, I lost the entire rod. FML

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By novapine - 01/10/2013 08:34 - United States - Staffordsville

Today, I was told there was a bench warrant out for my arrest because a notice to appear for jury duty was sent to my old address and I never responded. I haven't lived at my old address for 2 years. FML

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By jhughes1997 - 17/06/2013 01:39 - United States - Decatur

Today, I went fishing with my dad. I figured, since we were out on the dock, I may as well get rid of my farmer's tan. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up to a fishing net draped over me. I now have a fishnet pattern down the front of my body. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2018 19:00

Today, because I left my wallet at home, I got arrested for "underage smoking." I'm 32 years old. FML

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By lalala - 14/06/2011 10:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was arrested for carrying a dangerous weapon. I was on my way home from the shop where I'd bought a new kitchen knife. FML

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By Wick - 26/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML

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By Lenny_R - 08/12/2016 19:53

Today, I got pulled over for having an expired registration. I also found out my husband hasn't been paying for my car insurance. Luckily, I didn't get arrested because I had my baby with me. They towed my car and gave me 2 tickets and a court date. Oh, and the cop sent me a friend request. FML

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OhzTP 7

Monday 25 July 2011 11:56

seems legit.

cc_the_beast 6

Monday 25 July 2011 12:36

You deserve to be behind bars! Imagine how those fish felt being caught by an unlicensed angler!!!

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DCFan 9

Monday 25 July 2011 12:09

STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLE!!!! haha (Liar Liar reference)

xxceliaxx14 0

Monday 25 July 2011 15:56

omg I'm in love with you :) amazing movie. I always quote from the movie

DCFan 9

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:44

And I love you.

FML_in_general 0

Monday 25 July 2011 12:13

FYL cuz of a stupid law, YDI for doing it anyway

Shashieannio007 0

Monday 25 July 2011 18:13

I feel dumb, but what is YDI?

SpeechQween94 14

Monday 25 July 2011 21:05

It means you deserve it

thelastlucifer 17

Monday 25 July 2011 12:21

if your commercial fishing, ydi, if your just having fun, fyl

omgcookeys 15

Monday 25 July 2011 12:28

how is murder fun? -_-"

Person1233 12

Monday 25 July 2011 13:21

Murder? It's a ******* FISH.

JesusFishTaco 5

Monday 25 July 2011 15:01

Damn PETA queers.

schmelia 10

Monday 25 July 2011 15:30

42 - Fish actually have quite complex nervous system, so their ability to feel pain is similar to ours. This is of more concern than whether or not the fish ultimately dies.

Bradley_Dillon 39

Friday 1 November 2013 21:07

You're the first one to think about commercial fishing. I think that he was going more than personal fishing.

glcerio 0

Monday 25 July 2011 12:22

lil rebel u

OrgasmicBunnies 9

Monday 25 July 2011 12:22

Yeah, the fishing law is pretty stupid. you're better off going to Wal-Mart and getting a year license for $15. or get a lifetime for around $175

MangoRico1 1

Monday 25 July 2011 12:43

let's see if you like being put In the can !

Hi_I_am_Q 0

Monday 25 July 2011 12:53

Hmmm... getting butt raped in jail for fishing... that's new.

vickill 0

Monday 25 July 2011 12:54

hahaha dude that sucks

gchartier90 0

Monday 25 July 2011 13:03

looks like you caught yourself in trouble there ha ha ha

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Monday 25 July 2011 14:43

uhhh no not really funny...

AmethystRain 20

Monday 25 July 2011 13:29

You were too lazy to go into Gander Mountain or Wal-Mart to pay $10 for a fishing license that literally takes 5 minutes to get, and now you're bitching because you got in trouble for not following the same rules that everyone else has to follow? Wish I could say you have my sympathy but... nope.

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