handyman13
United States
Today, I found out that I have a warrant for my arrest, because I was fishing without a fishing license. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Albion, United States
Not my best day
Today, I went fishing and the game warden stopped and asked for my license, only to find out I'd let it expire. He told me if I went and got it renewed, I wouldn’t get a ticket. On the way to get a new fishing license, I got pulled over and given a ticket for expired inspection. FML
dawg
Stuart, United States
Today, I found out that the "IRS scam" that I ignored last week was actually not a scam, and now I have a warrant out for me. FML
emptypockets
Sydney, Australia
Detained
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Anonymous
New Rochelle, United States
Bass Pro Shops reject
Today, I went fishing. Not only did I lose the fish, I lost the entire rod. FML
novapine
Staffordsville, United States
Today, I was told there was a bench warrant out for my arrest because a notice to appear for jury duty was sent to my old address and I never responded. I haven't lived at my old address for 2 years. FML
jhughes1997
Decatur, United States
Patterned
Today, I went fishing with my dad. I figured, since we were out on the dock, I may as well get rid of my farmer's tan. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up to a fishing net draped over me. I now have a fishnet pattern down the front of my body. FML
Anonymous
Today, because I left my wallet at home, I got arrested for "underage smoking." I'm 32 years old. FML
lalala
United Kingdom
Today, I was arrested for carrying a dangerous weapon. I was on my way home from the shop where I'd bought a new kitchen knife. FML
Wolf
Gangsta
Today, I went to my local bank after getting an email from them concerning unknown purchases. Four hours later, I was still in police custody. Someone had been using my account to purchase guns and drugs. FML
Anonymous
United States
Nope, no thanks
Today, I found out that I have to appear in juvenile court because I refused to go visit my dad, even though it was court ordered. FML
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OhzTP 7
seems legit.
cc_the_beast 6
You deserve to be behind bars! Imagine how those fish felt being caught by an unlicensed angler!!!
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Comments (242)
Youdrongo 0
PROTIP: Don't break the law and complain about it when you get in trouble.
junz_fml 0
yo
ParkersGirl 0
whoop whoop! That's the sound of the police!
polishboy168 0
I swear, sometimes they go to far with these laws. people thousands of years ago fished, and they didn't have a license too.
tcox1 0
You have a warrant for your arrest because not only did you fish without a license, but you also never paid the fine for doing so. The ticket clearly states what happens if you do not pay (I have gotten one as well), you deserve it.
alpalka 2
YDI...you need a fishing license just like you need a hunting license to kill animals...jeez
luckyshot21 3
I guess oboma is getting back at u for arresting his black family
margie4peace 11
You forgot to add: " ..because I didn't pay the fine or show up in court.". Warrents for more petty crimes are usually put out for not showing up in court or paying the fine. I'll bet there's more to the story. YDI
kei1108 13
yeah? your point?
kaylapple 1
a warrant? wtf!