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StrawHatBill - 13/02/2015 14:54 - United States

Today, I found out that honestly answering "yes" to "Are Kate Upton's boobs bigger than mine?" is in my girlfriend's mind the equivalent of saying I don't find her attractive anymore and that I want to break up with her to date a supermodel. FML

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johnny - 05/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML

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Shelling Ford - 25/08/2015 11:55 - Germany - Munich

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML

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jack - 08/10/2012 18:36 - United States - Mcnabb

Today, my girlfriend of three months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML

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Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

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dumb&dumped - 17/04/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after we played the "Which celebrity would you sleep with?” game. He decided that since all my answers were guys who looked nothing like him, that I must secretly find him unattractive. Oh and that I would cheat with any of those guys if given the opportunity. FML

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yankeeboy123 - 12/01/2015 05:03 - United States - Pompano Beach

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML

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eggman 583 - - United States - Massapequa

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was, "trying to change her." A week ago I asked her to stop talking to the six guys that have all previously asked her for nudes. FML

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Anonymous - 23/02/2013 08:07 - Australia - Boronia

Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML

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Mellon - 09/12/2021 01:59

Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML

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Anonymous - 06/04/2020 02:00

Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML

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Saturday 14 February 2015 0:32

Kate Upton's boobs are bigger than most women's boobs. That is so not a fair question.

Welshite 39

Saturday 14 February 2015 0:29

Always listen to Admiral Ackbar. It's a trap!

wvcheesehead 13

Saturday 14 February 2015 3:48

Remind her that no girl out there looks better than her with your balls on her chin. Yeah that should work.

Flyndaran 10

Saturday 14 February 2015 3:49

Adults don't ask questions they don't want the answers to. Setting relationship traps is also not an mature thing to do.

Misskreher 30

Saturday 14 February 2015 4:26

I'm a woman myself, and honestly I never can understand women...

gamernation89 10

Saturday 14 February 2015 4:30

I would have said they might be bigger but yours are a lot more attractive and better. The key is to make her feel better and not insecure about her self

nialls_girl 13

Saturday 14 February 2015 4:51

That is quite the hyperbole she came up with in her head, but dude learn how to talk to women. YDI.

HereNReady 13

Saturday 14 February 2015 7:11

Yes, rather than trying to stop someone for asking a ridiculous question like this, we should blame him for honesty. Logical.

SalenaCrosse 16

Saturday 14 February 2015 5:06

This is why I don't hang around girls as much as I do with guys-they make too much drama for no real reason...

bhfriday 9

Saturday 14 February 2015 5:39

what a bitch!!!!

joshvip 8

Saturday 14 February 2015 6:21

WOW, that was a trap. always plead the fifth... sorry Bro.

Vestin 18

Saturday 14 February 2015 7:06

This isn't even a matter of subjective opinion. It's not "do you like strawberries?". It's asking about a particular fact in the physical world. To start answering such questions with falsehoods and with conviction would be soviet-style double-think. Don't do that people. No payoff can be worth that.

HereNReady 13

Saturday 14 February 2015 7:09

Your "relationship training" has now been pushed into full swing. You'll never fully understand them, but you'll learn how to avoid these kinds of things in the future.