Today, I found out that conducting CPR and saving a man's life means nothing if you break his ribs. He is suing me for $10,000. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anger management classes going well?
Today, not only did my deadbeat brother mooch off me for six months, wreck my car, and screw my wife, he just successfully sued me for the medical bills he incurred when I caught them and beat him within an inch of his life. Twelve fucking grand in debt. I should have just stabbed him. FML
Another Luigi moment
Today, I seized at the bottom of the stairs and broke a rib. I don't have enough money to pay the bill. I don't know what to do. FML
Today, I'm recovering from a bad motorcycle crash that could have cost me my life. A truck pulled out in front of me while going 60. Luckily I only have a broken arm and a fractured sternum. I was just notified by my attorney that the guy at fault has no insurance or assets to his name. FML
Today, my lawyer threatened to sue me because I can't afford his bill, which he sent to me after getting me out of a lawsuit. FML
Today, I discovered that the pain I've had for the past couple of weeks was actually due to a broken collar bone. Now work won't pay for the treatment I need because I continued to work despite the pain. FML
Thanks…
Today, I had a violent coughing fit while at the store, which caused a lady to think I was choking, grab me from behind and start doing the Heimlich maneuver incorrectly. She broke two of my ribs. FML
Patient confidentiality
Today, I had to remove a glass bottle, complete with an ineffective pullstring, from a patient's rectum. He claimed that he'd accidentally sat on it, and later threatened to sue me for every penny if I breathed a word of it to anyone. Oops, looks like I just did. FML
Today, I saw a man lying on the street. He seemed unconscious, so, being a nurse I went over and found he had choked. I removed the object from his throat and used CPR to revive him. My reward? A mouthful of vomit. FML
Pay up
Today, I got a letter in the mail saying I'm being sued by the guy that broke into my house last week. When I walked in and saw him, I tackled him, punched him in the face a time or two, and restrained him with zip ties. I now have to pay for his broken nose and face charges of assault. FML
Tell us more about this trial business
Today, while reading up on my ex-brother-in-law’s trial, I tripped over my own two feet, and heard my wrists, hands and fingers crack on a stone table. I can’t afford any more hospital bills. FML
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PhantomCrevan 8
Welcome to the United States of America, the place where s robber can sue you because they injured themself robbing your house, and people sue you for saving their lives. Land of the free to have ****** up logic.
Mynxie 26
That's why you need to make sure your state has something along the lines of a Good Samaritan laws, in which you are protected from being sued if something like cracked or broken ribs happens. Honestly, any judge or jury that is a sane person just rule in your favor. That is one reason I am thinking of leaving human services (have a psychology degree and work with people all the time so I need CPR and first aid training) because people are too sue happy. If my training is out of date, can't be required to do anything. Let someone else do it. Would do it if a family member or friend.
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MrCT 22
The 2000 Federal Cardiac Arrest Survival Act grants those who administer CPR or use an AED immunity from civil charges, except in instances of willful misconduct or gross negligence. Good Samaritan laws exist on a state-by-state basis. Mostly, they provide at least some protection for those who perform CPR or use an AED. Some states actually require you to step in if you know CPR or, in some cases, if you are a medical professional. In Vermont, for instance, requires bystanders to give “reasonable assistance” or face a $100 fine. Generally, however, Good Samaritan Laws are there to protect bystanders who perform CPR. Mostly, you are required to ask permission before performing CPR if a person is not already in your care. If they cannot reply, then consent is implied.
Zanquis 22
Ubcopied that directly from the first website if you google +cpr +sued ??
gobiteme2 34
Only if you have been certified, if not you can be sued.
Lobby_Bee 18
Which lawyer in their right mind would take his case? Won't win in court. lol
thejimhawkins 13
Not gonna happen. If you do CPR right, you are *supposed* to break ribs. You need to compress the rib cage by at least 1/3 of the distance from front to back which can't be done without inflicting some damage. This I can say with confidence as a medical professional. Second, I'm sure there are Good Samaritan laws that would protect you. It's a stupid case and it will cause some headache, but it's very likely to get thrown out.
Dale Gulley 8
You should be covered by the good Samaritan law
Zanquis 22
Forget good samaritan rules, the Federal Cardiac Arrest Survival Act protects you from charges unless you where willfully misconducting. Any expert can say broken ribs are more the norm than an exception. I would not worry much, should be an easy win. Don’t forget to tell the guy that sueing you to drop dead after you leave the courtroom
cbchawks 14
there are good Samaritan laws that protect from exactly this.
Leanika Bee 2
You’re not covered by Good Samaritan laws where you are? (In New York you can’t sue a Good Samaritan)
Nick Cervantez 2
if you don't break the ribs there is no way way to pump the heart manually, because thats all cpr really is as well as breathing for them.. get a lawyer I can tell you as a lifegaurd that in oir training we are told to never stop cpr even if we don't have consent.. idk what your situation was but also chech to see if your area has good samaritan laws
Mrman1998 7
good Samaritan law protects you
Knighttly1 3
Broken ribs are common when conducting CPR. As long as your training was up to date and you followed your training you are safe. On behalf of everyone who may need your help one day, thank you!!